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Well, you’re winning cuz I’m already dead.

10.03.2026 17:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes! Also the warp speed ramp up of my expertise about same.

16.02.2026 02:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I took him to the Natural History Museum in LA. He was toast.

13.02.2026 19:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok—looking forward to hearing more

12.02.2026 13:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait – so liberals were and are, in fact, right, but in the wrong way, so we’re still wrong. Do I have that right?

12.02.2026 13:43 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Slapping a mask on your gob—something that’s equally available to the sedentary regulars—to preserve your chances in such a high-stakes environment is probably the least extreme thing they’ve done on their road to Olympic competition.

09.02.2026 18:24 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I saw it, but I am certain that I was hallucinating, so I think it’s just a coincidence.

09.02.2026 01:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think it’s that we under appreciate how much our humanity is shaped by having our worst impulses sanded off by other people. When everyone you encounter is a sycophantic yes-man, your essential humanness goes off the rails. But no worries! Chat bots are groveling sycophants for the rest of us!👍yay

03.02.2026 21:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol—I thought, how bad can it be? How can you be so sure it never happened? But it just got worse and worse—10 million thousand percent never happened.

03.02.2026 02:07 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, I guess that tracks with how dentists are more likely to be named Dennis.

02.02.2026 16:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gray cay with white legs sniffs the snow in a driveway cleared by a man holding a snow shovel.

Gray cay with white legs sniffs the snow in a driveway cleared by a man holding a snow shovel.

Gray cay with white legs and muzzle looks back over his shoulder at the camera. He’s half-crouched in a driveway cleared of snow by a man who’s wielding a snow shovel.

Gray cay with white legs and muzzle looks back over his shoulder at the camera. He’s half-crouched in a driveway cleared of snow by a man who’s wielding a snow shovel.

Here is my cat-dog, supervising snow removal some years ago.

26.01.2026 16:26 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Thx

25.01.2026 00:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s the scoop? A search didn’t turn up anything obvious about the claim of internal bleeding

24.01.2026 19:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wait a second – what are all those symbols? What am I looking at? It looks like printing (as opposed to cursive), but it’s not computing.

23.01.2026 18:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gravy is definitely a source of gravy

17.01.2026 19:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Insisting on beauty and the creative act is resistance on the soul level. You are also cultivating your reserves, which you can draw on when you must.

15.01.2026 20:06 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Lol

09.01.2026 00:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s unbelievable that people still use red and green to distinguish things in infographics of all kinds.

09.01.2026 00:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Many years ago, I was admiring the healthy plants in a healer’s treatment space. I asked her how she did it. Turns out it wasn’t her magical healing powers—she just chucked them and got a new one if they started to fade.

06.01.2026 16:11 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hahahaha

29.12.2025 19:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

See u in jail!

29.12.2025 14:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes!! There’s an olive oil and vinegar store near me. No way it makes enough money to stay open. Nowadays, any niche mom and pop retail store is highly sus.

24.12.2025 00:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This particular veteran is apparently a green card holder.

14.12.2025 01:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like that this is about as threatening as a bookmark can be.

13.12.2025 15:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

posted about my Apple ID woes, please share widely?

hey.paris/posts/appleid/

13.12.2025 04:59 👍 995 🔁 661 💬 74 📌 122

💯

09.12.2025 01:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Former horse girl here— that’s how you help someone get their tight riding boots off, with an aristocracy twist.

29.11.2025 23:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What kind of witchery is this?

27.11.2025 19:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good one!

27.11.2025 15:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good one!

27.11.2025 15:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0