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@leftleaningloon

He/him/his #4 Spotify listener of Jimmy Eat World, 2025 Aspiring soft pretzel critic #MNAurora #MNUFC #WWFC #FCSP

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Jon Hamm has the chance to do the funniest thing

12.03.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A snowy TFC bank stadium on March 12, 2017

A snowy TFC bank stadium on March 12, 2017

Happy 9th anniversary of Snowpener to all who celebrate!

The day I fell in love with this sport, this team, and this community

12.03.2026 14:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that my friendly neighborhood gay soccer bar is just like "we need MORE weiners"

11.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never gonna give you up

10.03.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have we tried turning the Straight off and on again?

10.03.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is covering her face with her hands while a crowd of people applaud . Alt: a woman is covering her face with her hands while a crowd of people applaud .
10.03.2026 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜

10.03.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Me & @leftleaningloon in our chucks

Me & @leftleaningloon in our chucks

Your emo soccer cousins are out at Hawthorne Heights & letlive!

09.03.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When your political movement is definitely not a racket

09.03.2026 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I am a non practicing Pete Rose apologist" is something I just said in the context of a sports betting convo with @shitposzting.bsky.social

09.03.2026 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Medicaid for kids. It already covers about half of all pediatric care.

09.03.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, the rich should pay more than the middle class.

But also, the middle class should be paying taxes. We should at least go back to the Clinton era rates, for everyone, not just the rich

09.03.2026 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a DINK household with a pretty decent combined income. Tax me more.

09.03.2026 14:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a mohawk and black eye makeup is standing in a hallway . Alt: a man with a mohawk and black eye makeup is standing in a hallway .

Hawthorne Heights and letlive tonight!

09.03.2026 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

When are we gonna get you here?

08.03.2026 02:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The IQ bell curve meme.

Idiot: gas up. Job down. Orange man bad

Normie: Noooo there are complex forces shaping gas prices and the job market

Genius: Gas up. Job down. Orange man bad

The IQ bell curve meme. Idiot: gas up. Job down. Orange man bad Normie: Noooo there are complex forces shaping gas prices and the job market Genius: Gas up. Job down. Orange man bad

Memes

08.03.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm at a bar watching TPT do a donation drive advertising the River Dance and I'm immediately transported back to 1997 when you couldn't turn the tv on without running into a Riverdance commercial

07.03.2026 23:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Heartbeats" by Jose Gonzalez is actually a cover of the original by The Knife. But it certainly *feels* like it could/should be the original

07.03.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone actively choosing Malort as their only alcohol to consume? What a fuckin weirdo

07.03.2026 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Power to the USLPA. Show them who owns the means of goal production.

07.03.2026 01:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not surprised Allina is doing this to their doctors given how thoroughly they tried to fuck over their nurses a few years back

06.03.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#WOLLIV

06.03.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll be at a show at the orpheum otherwise I'd for sure come.

06.03.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its insane, but its easier to hide those added costs and insulate yourself politically than doing the straightforward thing of just taxing alcohol more (which we should absolutely do)

06.03.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These people basically view our country and government as akin to Sons Of Anarchy: yes, we do rough and ruthless things but its okay because we're *good* and therefore anything we do to anyone else is also good by definition

06.03.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Economy crashing out rn fr fr mid vibes from employers, no rizz

06.03.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Soak them

04.03.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I agree 100% it is in fact dangerous when crazy people have nuclear weapons

04.03.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No wolves/Liverpool FA cup friday?

04.03.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Um, our roads are absolute dogshit. How about we fix those instead of giving out corporate welfare?

04.03.2026 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0