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38/f/PNW, fka mornacale idk what to tell you, I just met myself

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Texas Ranger E.J. “Jay” Banks in the 1950s

Texas Ranger E.J. “Jay” Banks in the 1950s

The statue, by the way, is of the cop seen in the below photo, Jay Banks. He's standing in front of a school with a dummy of a Black person hanged in effigy. His mission: to prevent Black students from enrolling. A mob formed to attack Black people if they tried. The cop supported the mob.

03.03.2026 14:12 👍 151 🔁 29 💬 2 📌 4

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

03.03.2026 20:10 👍 10771 🔁 3276 💬 198 📌 246

oh no statlander started talking, so it's not hot anymore :(

11.02.2026 03:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
in the center of a wrestling ring, three goths hold down a muscle mommy and whip her with a belt

in the center of a wrestling ring, three goths hold down a muscle mommy and whip her with a belt

took this picture so i could tell my gf "im normal about this"

11.02.2026 03:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Every hardcore guy I knew talking about the emo bands I liked in the 2000s

11.02.2026 03:24 👍 171 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 0
sign on the side of a building reading "wall p.i.v. located in back alley"

sign on the side of a building reading "wall p.i.v. located in back alley"

cum to the back alley in the next 90 minutes if you want some p.i.v.

10.02.2026 03:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

everyone is their own magnum opus. if you're not being the person you think would be the coolest to be, just start learning how to do it.

10.02.2026 01:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

everyone who Gets It is my blood, forever.

10.02.2026 01:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is really exceptionally beautiful. thanks for creating yourself, if that means anything.

10.02.2026 01:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Make them afraid to leave their homes.

09.02.2026 23:50 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Songs To Inject Estrogen To:
1. Nelly, "Pimp Juice"

07.02.2026 21:28 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

well yeah, that's assumed

21.01.2026 20:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you're cumming EVERY morning? nice

21.01.2026 05:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hmm so my gf hooked up with some girl recently and just got a text like "i'm being admitted to inpatient, when i had you over for pasta i'd hidden a knife and was planning to murder you." excuse me

19.01.2026 01:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

literally the only problem here is stating a number of fries instead of just giving a scoop

19.01.2026 01:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

out here tryin to find somebody who wants to fuck me while wearing a collar look up its young sheldon

18.01.2026 08:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yo they got big bang theory at the gay club i gotta get out of spokane

18.01.2026 04:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

next they gotta work in a reference to the mr rogers ride at idlewild

17.01.2026 03:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah probably the squad wizard especially

17.01.2026 03:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

did kennywood come up because someone used "kennywood's open" to tell someone their fly was down

17.01.2026 03:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.

16.01.2026 23:59 👍 5934 🔁 3399 💬 158 📌 89

DA BURGH

17.01.2026 03:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

shopping for a harness and it's shocking how little thought is given to where you put your dick & balls while you're fucking, you'd think that would be a top concern

17.01.2026 03:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

im also gushing over this guy's mystery wife

13.01.2026 02:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if i'm mike tomlin, i'm making the halftime adjustment of succeeding on more than one third down on offense and defense combined

13.01.2026 02:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

anarchists are famously fond of stalin, right?

13.01.2026 02:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you can get estrogel and a pizza in mexico delivered and i was reminded that "hrt otc" in the anglosphere is a situation where we are sad regressive regimes catching up to the rest of the free world & the mandate of democratic republicanism in this hemisphere lies not w the US but with latin america

12.01.2026 23:21 👍 551 🔁 82 💬 9 📌 1

trying to sing the song but "aaron's the captain" sticks in my craw, neil will always be the one whom runs the machine to me 🫡

13.01.2026 01:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another datapoint in the “young men haven’t turned conservative the media just thinks a 55 year old guy listening to Rogan is young for unclear reasons”

13.01.2026 00:17 👍 3134 🔁 454 💬 57 📌 7