Turbosky

I can’t stand his green teeth
JFC

If it’s true that the United States bombed an elementary school and killed scores of children it is an unfathomable crime. I have never been more disgusted to be an American.

Zelenskyy has the cards

Zelenskyy: "We received a request from the United States for specific support in protection against "shaheds" in the Middle East region. I gave instructions to provide the necessary means and ensure the presence of Ukrainian specialists who can guarantee the required security."

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

About Russia

Cartoon by
Bob Englehart

No lies detected

🇪🇺 PowerPoints vs 🇺🇦 Punches

History will remember the punches for sure 😂

Gabrielius Landsbergis: Ukraine is Europe. Now Europe must be defiant like Ukraine After years of bravery and sacrifice for freedom, democracy, and the European way of life, there can be no question that Ukraine is European. Raising this question is no longer a valid contribution t...

"There is a reason that the catchphrase "Be brave like Ukraine" sticks so well, whereas the slogan "Be cautiously realistic like Europe" will never inspire any human to exceed themselves in any endeavour," writes Gabrielius Landsbergis, Former Minister of Foreign Affairs of Lithuania, in this op-ed.

NEW: Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker sent Trump a letter and an invoice demanding the return of $8.6 billion taken from Illinois families after the Supreme Court ruled Trump’s tariffs are illegal.

Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM. BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

The Supreme Court:

Jokes can’t take that long. Especially if they aren’t really funny to start with.

Flop city.

We know it’s only 70 million of you.

That’s still an embarrassing cult but we completely understand you and why you feel this way.

We also know those 70 million are being kept poor for the 50 guys on top.

We are aware and with you 🇨🇦 at least I am! 💪🏻

Trump is putting enormous pressure on Zelensky because Russia is losing the war. The Russian economy is crumbling and Putin has asked Trump to put pressure on Zelensky. Zelensky must remain strong and defiant. All he has to do is buy time. Both Trump and Putin are on the way out.

UK: Prince Andrew arrested.

South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.

Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.

USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

“It is time to acknowledge what has become tragically obvious: the Trump administration is operating as a massive criminal enterprise.”

This absolutely captures it. Instead of "Trump Administration," we should say "Trump Syndicate."

#TrumpSyndicate

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

Canadians Call It Treason as Alberta Separatists Face National Backlash A clear majority agree that turning to the U.S. for assistance in separation is inappropriate

"To go to a foreign country and to ask for assistance in breaking up Canada, there's an old-fashioned word for that, and that word is treason"

🟢 Agree: 71%
⚫️ Disagree: 29%

Read it for free here: open.substack.com/pub/canadian...

One of the reasons comedians do well is that they illicit a response (a laugh) of what people are already thinking. “Burst” out laughing.

Notice Trump “bursts” out laughing?

Good.

We ❤️ you too and we know it’s not you.

We’re going through this together and we won’t abandon you ever. Ever. Ever.

Everyone should support J.P. Cooney.

We could use 535 people
in Congress like him.

The normal insider parochial political bullshit won't save this country.

This is like asking if the brothers who are being abused by, and forced to live with, their drunk uncle like each other.

you’re not alone. - 🇨🇦

An awesome reminder from the 2024 campaign cycle.

He rehearsed this in the mirror 10 times and this was his best delivery.

@jesseduquette.bsky.social
😂😂😂

I have a dream

According to the New Yorker, Donald Trump and his family profited off the presidency by an estimated $4 billion in 2025 — mostly through shady crypto deals.

That amounts to $456,621 per hour.

But how are you doing?