Don't worry, the President's worst impulses on war are being checked by his advisors who are afraid to tell him that the shoes he gave them are the wrong size
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Don't worry, the President's worst impulses on war are being checked by his advisors who are afraid to tell him that the shoes he gave them are the wrong size
βMacrohardβ β¦ this man has the sense of humor of a middle schooler.
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Sponsored names are stupid
Itβll always be the Diamond Club
bold to assume they included a win step
Every Flum/Milkit scene is gayer than the previous one
I completely forgot it was Mar10 dayβ¦
Favorite 2D: Super Mario Wonder
Favorite 3D: Super Mario Odyssey
Favorite RPG: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Favorite Sport: Mario Kart: Double Dash
The ceiling is higher than you can imagine and the floor is hell.
The United States having to count on Aaron Nola to advance is a parable I think
Adebayo scoring 83 is insane.
8 runs off 4 hits is crazy.
GA-14 being in playβ¦
Soβ¦No wargame to figure this out beforehand?
CENTCOM, 2026:
This isn't funny. My CENTCOM gets very anxious when he has to do something besides hit empty patches of desert with TLAMs.
Fucking incredible.
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - βWhen your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.β
Chris Murphy: "I Just came from a two hour, closed door classified briefing on the war. It just confirmed to me it's totally incoherent. We are not gonna be able to achieve any of our stated objectives ... this is a disaster of epic proportions, a 10 day debacle"
can only fire that gun once
Hey CENTCOM youβve been planning for this for decades, you wanna dust off that OPLAN for Hormuz now buddy?
CENTCOM:
What do you mean, the Jets actually traded for Geno Smith in the year of our Lord 2026?!?! I thought that was a joke.
As everyone warned they would, while they sacked inspectors general left & right.