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Sticker on a fire hydrant showing El on Mus k saluting like a nazi over a white background. The hydrant is red, the sticker is circular and the sticker has a red prohibitory circle over Mu sk.

Sticker on a fire hydrant showing El on Mus k saluting like a nazi over a white background. The hydrant is red, the sticker is circular and the sticker has a red prohibitory circle over Mu sk.

He may own Twitter but humans won't forget.

09.03.2026 04:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคค woke me up. ๐Ÿ˜‘

11.03.2026 11:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A man with a partly numbed face walks in the sun. He got the only smile he can muster. He's wearing a sky blue baseball cap, blue framed wayfarers and had a thin white stache.

A man with a partly numbed face walks in the sun. He got the only smile he can muster. He's wearing a sky blue baseball cap, blue framed wayfarers and had a thin white stache.

A great day to have a partly numbed face!

09.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sticker on a fire hydrant showing El on Mus k saluting like a nazi over a white background. The hydrant is red, the sticker is circular and the sticker has a red prohibitory circle over Mu sk.

Sticker on a fire hydrant showing El on Mus k saluting like a nazi over a white background. The hydrant is red, the sticker is circular and the sticker has a red prohibitory circle over Mu sk.

He may own Twitter but humans won't forget.

09.03.2026 04:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Future boyfriend, whoever he is, should be ok with me repeating a song/album like that occasionally. ๐Ÿคฃ

08.03.2026 06:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called Black Car by Beach House.

Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called Black Car by Beach House.

Just played this on repeat over an hour.

Glad to have rediscovered this album! โค๏ธ

08.03.2026 06:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This made me say, "Awww."

Really encapsulates what many of us need.

08.03.2026 06:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woke before 08:00 and opened the curtains for the plants to...

Yesterday all was snowless except the most stubborn, small, piles of muddy snow. ๐Ÿ˜„

07.03.2026 13:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called The Room by Fenster.

Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called The Room by Fenster.

07.03.2026 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to print out the stories at a prior job, read one or two on the bus home and have to relieve myself of that ๐Ÿ’ฆ while walking through the office park parking lot near the apartment lived in at the time.

That was wild and basically a Nifty story right there. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‰ True tho.

07.03.2026 07:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I use the For You feed just for dick pics.

Any non-dick posts get, "Show less like this," and sometimes I even go to the account and Mute it for good measure.

I didn't mute this account cos that cat is cute but it's not a dick pic.

07.03.2026 07:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called FINASTERIDE by Rudi Zygadlo.

Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called FINASTERIDE by Rudi Zygadlo.

07.03.2026 07:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait is this a Twilight Zone episode I've never seeeen?!

It really feels like that! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†

06.03.2026 04:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called The Crystal Ship by Cigarettes After Sex.

Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called The Crystal Ship by Cigarettes After Sex.

Next time I'm around mom, gonna play this and see if she gets mad at this remake of this song by The Doors.

04.03.2026 04:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called En Bloc by Laundromat.

Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called En Bloc by Laundromat.

11.09.2025 03:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture of a Windows network connection pop-up that shows a questionable name for a network nearby. My own network name has been scrubbed out.

Picture of a Windows network connection pop-up that shows a questionable name for a network nearby. My own network name has been scrubbed out.

WHO IS BEEFQUEEF? ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ

02.03.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture of a Windows network connection pop-up that shows a questionable name for a network nearby. My own network name has been scrubbed out.

Picture of a Windows network connection pop-up that shows a questionable name for a network nearby. My own network name has been scrubbed out.

WHO IS BEEFQUEEF? ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ

02.03.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called Policy Of Truth by Depeche Mode.

Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called Policy Of Truth by Depeche Mode.

First cd ๐Ÿ’ฟ I ever owned.

28.02.2026 21:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is not a spoiler to say how this week's Starfleet Academy episode (ep 8) was just, SCI FI!

Say SCI FI like when Michelle Visage praises someone saying, "This is DRAG!"

I didn't know about this show until a couple weeks in. LOVE - IT!

28.02.2026 05:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Become - EP by Beach House on Apple Music Album ยท 2023 ยท 5 Songs

Beach House hasn't been labeled "Dream Pop" for nothing.

If I'm having trouble getting back to sleep, I'll play this EXCELLENT EP. โค๏ธ

You'd think it might be an insult for an ๐Ÿ’ฟ to do that for you, but I can blast this while driving & never be mad at traffic, too! ๐Ÿ˜†

I'm going back to sleep. ๐Ÿ’ค

26.02.2026 10:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called Travel Light by Destroyer.

Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called Travel Light by Destroyer.

25.02.2026 05:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called Too Drunk To Dream by The Magnetic Fields.

Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called Too Drunk To Dream by The Magnetic Fields.

25.02.2026 05:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called 99 Luftballons by Nena.

Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called 99 Luftballons by Nena.

25.02.2026 05:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I work on this book, sometimes it strikes me how I'm making a world up for these characters, who I made up and it blows my mind - like what is even real?

Like is my consciousness --the entire universe-- and everything I know I concocted for myself, like a character in my book? ๐Ÿคฏ ๐Ÿ˜†

24.02.2026 05:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do it until only dust puffs out.

23.02.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me, when I lived in a city with friends, I'd always be ready and waiting for them.

Why make someone wait for me? ๐Ÿ˜†

22.02.2026 02:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a bald man is sitting in a chair with his hand on his chin and looking up . Alt: Captain Picard from Star Trek the next generation does a face palm expression in the captains chair.

A fwb I had, told me to come get him & when I got there he jumped in the shower & said to come up.

Well I just stood next to the bathroom & chatted with him instead of taking the hint of him toweling off, naked in front of me.

I coulda gotten some! Hahaha ๐Ÿ˜†

22.02.2026 02:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oat milk.

Should we be doing that to oats?

20.02.2026 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I went to a guy's place last summer and hadn't seen a TV with so so many ads before. It reminded me of a computer infected by pop ups in a sitcom or something.

He's lucky he turned it off so I didn't stay turned off (by the ads). ๐Ÿคฃ

20.02.2026 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SAME! I just hope it keeps doing its dumb tv stuff foreverrrrr!

20.02.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0