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Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man

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Maybe sing songs that remind me of the good times ...? Leave that tub un-thumped! You’ll get one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer, Hell still ain't half full!

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Beijing Georg in an outlier and should not be counted

14.03.2026 17:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Odysseus: And that's why it took ten years.
Penelope: Was the Grink there?

14.03.2026 12:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

dudes rock

14.03.2026 04:55 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like it should be more widely unpopular that in the past year we’ve witnessed the creation of an American Stasi required to meet arrest quotas who utilize an AI technology created by a company run by a sweaty raisin of a billionaire who thinks Greta Thunberg is the antichrist.

13.03.2026 20:26 👍 3682 🔁 1667 💬 36 📌 22

Inside each of us are two trains: the National Rifle Association and Old Man Depression.

13.03.2026 21:01 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Let's be clear: you would not be pulling THAADs from South Korea and moving a Marine Expeditionary Unit from Japan to the Gulf two weeks after launching a war on Iran if you had properly anticipated the fallout it would be likely to cause.

13.03.2026 16:26 👍 4764 🔁 1076 💬 83 📌 68

11 new Isonzos to cull them is the FLOOR.

13.03.2026 11:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And the Warner Sister, Dot!

13.03.2026 02:59 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
really the Tao’s angle

really the Tao’s angle

evergreen

12.03.2026 19:17 👍 127 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0
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we’re going to build the biggest greased up deaf guy in the world folks i tell a high school auditorium full of retired pharmacy techs we’re going to send him through the slide to fight the world they all cheer

12.03.2026 16:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@rejectionking.bsky.social grink online

12.03.2026 01:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

see it's easy you just have to do everything now you should have done four years ago with the money you didn't set aside for and at all the same time immediately then sell it to the public

12.03.2026 00:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CORTEL STEEZE, HERO OF THE RIM.

11.03.2026 20:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Totally gonna be the Teradoc brothers lol.

11.03.2026 20:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's a perfectly good loyalty test. The fact that it is so Ottoman/Safavid coded is par for the course.

11.03.2026 19:04 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

No one has ever been more vindicated that the man who came up with the names Elan Sleazebaggano, Whorm Loathsom, Dud Bolt, and Darth Tyranus.

11.03.2026 14:58 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Military makes colossal blunders ✔️

Defense industrial base reliant on weirdos ✔️

Everybody’s hooked on deathsticks ✔️

Government filled with degenerate gamblers ✔️

Capital officially “eh?” on slavery ✔️

Robots are sassy distractions, add little ✔️

Heyblibber in operation ✔️

11.03.2026 10:54 👍 280 🔁 49 💬 4 📌 1

"Poor predictable Prussian General Staff. Always takes 'immediate counterattack.'"

"Good ol immediate counterattack. Nothing beats that!"

11.03.2026 00:11 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

assume a coalition of the willing/air resistance is 0

11.03.2026 00:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Rejecting Reality in the Age of AI The Internet and AI are encouraging more and more people to deny reality itself. Here's why that's bad.

I dislike how my post on the hyper-unreality of our current moment - and how it seems like people in power now seem to ONLY think The Online is real - keeps getting more relevant

10.03.2026 00:57 👍 79 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 0

AND ALWAYS TWIRLING, TWIRLING TOWARDS FREEDOM.

09.03.2026 21:12 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

08.03.2026 23:51 👍 3410 🔁 675 💬 11 📌 5

This is no different from Putin saying MH17 was shot down by Ukraine or Assad saying rebels gassed themselves.

07.03.2026 23:52 👍 7832 🔁 2456 💬 240 📌 62

<Pinky running into the lab screaming> BRAIN TURN ON THE CHANNEL ANY CHANNEL

07.03.2026 23:20 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

NEVER!

07.03.2026 16:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the international adult will come in to broker the status quo ante between iran and america. who is this international adult? idk, but he definitely exists. just like santa does. the presents' tags say 'from santa', so who else would it be? my parents? well, then their names would be on the tags!

06.03.2026 16:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It would be shorter to list the ones he wouldn't.

06.03.2026 15:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I too remember the earlier, woke wars. tons of spent microaggression munitions strewn about everywhere, friends crying out for God as they were slowly cancelled...look, if you weren't there, you'll never understand

06.03.2026 12:43 👍 2977 🔁 442 💬 115 📌 45

I know I keep saying this, but I get a perverse sense of relief when things like this happen due to the war because oh hey, reality still exists. It’s not all just content. Cause and effect are still a thing. You haven’t totally lost your fragile grip on sanity.

06.03.2026 15:31 👍 655 🔁 93 💬 14 📌 7