Oghren

Why is everything purple. I -hiccup- don't like it at all.

You got it Maker, I'll bring a whole keg!

Uhhh somethin' ain't right here.

Naughty pictures huh? Hehehe can I come? 👀

Hehehe hell yeah brother! There ain't a better song to get drunk to.

Free Bird!! It doesn't get better than that.

There are dwarves that dream now? Does that have anything to do with those gods runnin' around?

Seems messy, all this dreaming stuff. You know what I see when I fall asleep? Nothing. Nothing at all. Nice and peaceful.

You can dream about beer and it'll be in the Fade? Huh. A damn shame that dwarves don't dream. Then I'd have an infinite supply.

How did you know what my second favorite song was?

Was I just in the Fade? There weren't any booze there!!

Yeah! We don't need any party poopers in the frat house.

Cheers to Alpha Sigma Sigma!! -guzzles down a pint of ale-

Heheh sign me up!

A fraternity huh? Never been in one but there's lots of drinkin' and partyin' right?

Why are there so many ancient elves runnin' around?

Hehehe much better.

Lots of good warriors grow beards and you seem like a fighter.

What's a s..sobr...sobriety test??

Hehehe I have. Now what do I win?

-hiccup- Oghren doesn't need water! Oghren needs GLORY!!

A woman who can freeze the air in your lungs. From what I've heard. Didn't happen to me, though.

Well I just met you and I don't know your pronouns yet.

Yeah, not usually. They have other things though heheheh

Pffft. If you say so.

You're still a kid if you don't have a beard.

Aw c'mon, what does your wife have that I don't have?

Where is a kid like you getting dwarven whiskey from?

How do you know? You haven't tried it yet.