Meg

More people should tell me I’m pretty.

Meg.

It’s your girl.

Plaintiff’s counsel in one of my cases just gave me a pretrial statement that says under “Plaintiff’s claims,” “Plaintiff was negligent.”

Should I supplement my Motion for Summary Judgment? Don’t even worry about understanding governmental immunity. Contributorily negligent. End of discussion.

HELL YEAH.

Wow.

Wait, also. What’s the reality alt?

I do this ALL THE TIME.

Meg, professional bitch.

Multiple people asked me if I was going to court today because evidently I look nice. I feel like I look normal, which probably means I should step up my regular game.

I also went pan-Latin tonight! Twins!

Does your credit or debit card need an international travel notification?

🥵

It’s giving Rosie the Riveter, honestly.

Excuse you, I want group DMs and photos in DMs.

One lives at the partner’s house, two are easily accessible to me and rotate (just in case the battery dies on one at an inconvenient time), two more live in reserve.

I have five of my favorite because I am terrified they will stop making it. I am very normal.

Can’t believe I missed this discourse. This is prime Meg discourse.

I absolutely have. It’s usually not that serious.

Your day at a glance: you can’t convince someone to love you. (Co-star)

Dunno, I’m pretty great…

This is so real. I don’t judge myself for not treating the underlying issue when I take advil for a physical pain. It took so long to be like. There is no moral judgment here. When I started taking an antidepressant every day.

Sounds fake.

Congrats!

If you do not retract this apology right now, we are not even friends, bitch.

Shhhhh, just accept that you’re a witch. A science witch.

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

Yesssssss! Congratulations!!!!

Tell them I love them.

You’re. So. Hot.

Actually told a friend yesterday that I had been working really hard at slowing down and it was paying off in multiple nights in the bath in a week.