Melody is Not Safe for Work 🐮

For real you would love Melody's ice cream impression

Date Night
Melody doesn't often get the house to herself for an extended zoom call, and didn't realize tonight Harmon wanted to introduce Melody to his mother.

How dare you, she is a model student

Passing what

It is a well-regarded postulate that if you sleep with your sweetheart's picture under your pillow, you will dream about them through the principle of transphotosomnorific osmosis

Somebody told Mario this is twerking

She is a sweetheart ♥️

Mel trying on Harmon's oversized college sweatshirt.

“Teacher? Miss Mays-Ward? It looks like a tamagotchi fell out of your skirt. Shaking.”

Ever since Harmon got Melody that remote massage device, she finds she's relaxing herself at the most inopportune times.

Melody looking up at the stars, wondering if Harmon is using the same stars to navigate dangerous ice floes or if that's even something they do.

Too excited about my upcoming murder mystery I'm going barf up a draft intro

SCUMTHRUST Good evening, honored guests! Welcome to Blandings Manor.
MELODY This is so exciting! I've never been to a manor before! I've always minded manners but that felt like the duty of propriety.

The burning oil refinery in Tehran tonight.

This ancient city of 10 million people is being annihilated by the US and Israel.

(🎥 BBC Verify)

“Howdy y'all! I'm Dolly! The sheep I was cloned from was a MAN.”

Probably Uncle Martin

Thank you ♥️

Sci-fi moo Martian Melody

To match the red carpet

Dressed formal for a gala function representing herself and her honored partner who is currently in the Arctic Circle?

This, too, is Ka.

Melody knows the best thing for a rainy day is an umbrella

POV This cowgirl shows up at your Vancouver, BC residence on a rainy day looking desperately for her boyfriend, but he's moved out and been on a frigate in the Bering Strait for the past two months, you don't know how to get ahold of him,
CAN YOU AT LEAST GET THIS CHILD A TOWEL

Who says she does

🎶 Cada vez que te veo caer, me arrodillo y rezo. Espero el momento en que digas las palabras que no puedo. 🎶
POV when your long-distance boyfriend hired a mariachi band to serenade you under your balcony.

Getting a jumpstart on Cuddles
Melody with the diagram

MELODY During this unseasonable heat wave, I'm hoping you at least find some relief while I'm cooking in a 91° apartment. Read that back.

POPPY did you say something? I was doing the jumble

Old(er) pic redraw

Yes that is an alarm clock icon. No I'm not fixing it.

Set an alarm to watch the sunset with you