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@skeletonme

Comedian in recovery, Writer at the Uncommon Commons, Host of Remembership Card. Creator and Head Writer for Schmingles McBingles & the Dingle Society.

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Hey writers,

I’m trying to develop my portfolio to showcase my spec scripts as well as articles.

Could you reply with the link to your portfolio so I could get some idea of what it should look like?

12.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never seen a snake but I’m pretty sure it’s.

Red bands on the right, sailors delight.

09.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sir, could you please stop. You’re upsetting the other Capitol One lounge guests.

09.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy International Women’s Day to every woman (pictured below)

08.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me, picking up a newspaper today.

08.03.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 233 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sluggo is lit…

04.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about the term remember.

I shouldn’t have to say β€œI forgot” I should be able to say β€œI dismembered” and I shouldn’t have to be called in for questioning, officer.

04.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PokΓ©mon artists are something else. These characters were introduced 15 minutes ago what do you mean you have a whole folder dedicated to pombon???

27.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The symbolism!

27.02.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adultsβ€”Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebeβ€”living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

26.02.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a barnes and noble display of emerald fennel movie branded copies of WUTHERING HEIGHTS. the sign over them reads:

"It's Wutherin' Time!" -- Heathcliff

a barnes and noble display of emerald fennel movie branded copies of WUTHERING HEIGHTS. the sign over them reads: "It's Wutherin' Time!" -- Heathcliff

thought you probably needed to see this

25.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 3966 πŸ” 845 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 80

β€œ2026 is the year of the horse”

The Horse:

25.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The unwilling chosen one
The once enemy turned friend
The best friend destined to betray the party
An exposition slinger

25.02.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More people than ever are choosing their political alignment based on their cars.

New polling data showed an uptick in the number of Nissan Sentrists.

24.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least one of your favorite movies was not a theatrical success.

23.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are movies that you’ll see in theaters that critics will love and you’ll never hear them mentioned again.

23.02.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s true. I had a friend that ate at a combination Taco Bell / kfc and now they’re bi.

21.02.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

20.02.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 6112 πŸ” 2433 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 4
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This event is insane

16.02.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 2803 πŸ” 425 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 8

On it 🫑

13.02.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the deadline. I may have something for you.

31.01.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage

26.01.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 3749 πŸ” 484 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 23

The shaving store in the mall I worked in at the time had a big Mordecai cross-promotion. Now I can’t prove that it’s connected but the store closed shortly after and the mall is hanging on for dear life, and I think Mordecai might be directly responsible. #mortmemories

23.01.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only!

21.01.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Edit scene from a Simpson’s episode with the memes Steamed Hams scene where Chalmers and Skinner look at an aurora boeralis in Skinner’s kitchen

Edit scene from a Simpson’s episode with the memes Steamed Hams scene where Chalmers and Skinner look at an aurora boeralis in Skinner’s kitchen

20.01.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 6683 πŸ” 2257 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 27
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

04.01.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 43451 πŸ” 16075 πŸ’¬ 326 πŸ“Œ 410

A support group comprised of

Pygmalion, Gepetto, Victor Frankenstein, and the kids from Weird Science.

09.12.2025 00:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know what? Actually no.

*Unholds door for you*

05.12.2025 17:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HEY!

Someone open that gift horse’s mouth RIGHT NOW!!

03.12.2025 01:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0