i got food poisoning like a month ago and accidentally killed some of them off and now have been enjoying not taking care of 5 digital creatures. but they’re cool and maybe i bring them out every once in a while
am curious how long this will scratch my brain itches, but i also have some Digimon X devices on the way, maybe some updates on how they’re doing will come this way we shall See
anyways. bought these to help pass time during this period of car-lessness and avoid screen time, and they’re great. they’re like $10 on amazon rn so if you want a little virtual pet to call your own, i highly recommend it
i also ordered two before knowing you can raise two on a single device
i’ve had 1 (one) tamagotchi in my life and thought this would be the same, only to find out how deep this goes!! evolution trees are wild, different eggs and unlocks scratch every itch in my brain. already got a Blitz Greymon and am just wanting to complete a “digidex” lol
idk where else to post this but like 2 weeks ago i decided to order two Digimon 20th anniversary devices while i was deliriously sleepy; wholly unsure why i did that. anyways i’ve had them up and running for over a week and this shit fucking rocks dude
this little guy keeps knocking on my front door and askingfor a handful of Cigarettes and nutrients. almost feel bad for the kid…
brought my Son to Don’t Park On The Grass and people really liked him
i will do my best to bring him to tourneys when possible 🫡
in the meantime, enjoy My Photos with him
top secret: How to Not Cum Fast, a Top’s Secret
guy at coffeeshop yesterday misheard my name as “Tymin,” said he’d never heard a name like that in his life
i responded “yeah my parents were strange. Just wait until you meet my brother Tymout” and he howled with laughter
i can never return, i have already maxed out my social status there
they should just let you Not work sometimes. as an extra treat for working so hard
i think too many people think Too Many Things Are Important and like………………… somebody should Do something about it
horrific back scars just so i can get second place in an ammy bracket for the 30th time
taking The Substance so i can he better at smoking weed and missing L-cancels
started calling people “boss” lately and it fucking Rocks
my biggest and like only issues with Trader Joes is the fact that some of their food just feels fake— like the packaging is too friendly and down to earth and feels like it’s a warning sign of something deeper and scarier happening in the Grocery Underbelly.
i don’t even process as my body makes me slowly shift my weight into long lunges to silently grab my Arizona Tropical Chillzicle . i am terrified as mine lips grace its metallic, cold casing. the sweet nectar merely but a moment away from me. oh how it likes to tease
friend using my bathroom Drops the toilet lid and i immediately know what Tax Bracket they’re in
person desperate to be famous joining every street interview possible trying to make onomatopoeia sounds for every sexual sound you could possibly make: haha yeah it’s like You Gotta Shmluuuuuurp Pah her shit
hello bluesky
gonna try making this where i post my Twitter drafts that i’m too Cowardly to post there
curious to see how this plays out!!
