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Big Cheese of Hot Commode-ity πŸ”₯🚽πŸ”₯An illustrated publication that takes an appreciative look at cinema where a toilet is used for something other than going to the bathroom! Packed full of trivia, observations, ruminations, and maybe a stray peanut or two

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I wonder what season flavors the coffee shops have on their little white boards today?

Irish creme?
Mint Irish cream?
Mint Irish cream macchiato?
Green mint Irish creme mocha macchiato?
Marshmallow peep?
Marshmallow poop?
Grandpa’s special cough syrup?
(drip coffee w/ 3 pumps of Irish cream syrup)

14.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did the doctor describe it as serious or did he say β€œcome on you guys, this is serious”?

14.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wanted to make a joke where the punchline was the name of a drug used to treat herpes but I didn’t know the name and didn’t want to google it because I didn’t want to be fed ads for said drug or other competing drugs I just wanted to make a joke about having Herp Alpert on your playlist

14.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like, without β€œwoke” on the hat, the logo just looks like Louis C.K. is sneaking up on you

13.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scrolling, or watching subway surfer and family guy at the same time, while also saying
β€œDick so boring…”

13.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this shines a light on the whole β€œalleged” attack on the late Ivana where he said β€œdoes it hurt?”. Allegedly.
His post sounds like something a β€œDoes it hurt?” guy would say

13.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you know he threw an ax and hit a drummer?

13.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

built a brand wearing a hat with a word on it… but the hat in the brand’s logo doesn’t have the word on it

13.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Without hesitation or shame--if you're eligible to vote for the Hugos--I heartily encourage you to nominate Free Planet vol 1 for Best Graphic Story or Comic.

13.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The one that says β€œMy Family” and the. Shows a series of guns: are the guns his children, or are these the firearms he plans on using when he eventually kills his family and then himself?

13.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda sounds like it collided with another refueling jet. The one was damaged enough that it crashed and the other managed to land.

13.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know how someone will smell something and it stinks and they say β€œoh that stinks!” and then offer it to you? β€œEw, smell this”
People also do that with bullshit they hear&believe. Eat a line of shit, then go around repeating it, making everyone else has to smell it, just without the asking first

13.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The thing I find β€œweird” is that this guy used to be a tv personality, but when they show clips of him in his new job he is constantly looking at his notes. He can barely say 5 words before he has pause and look down at his prepared comments. Shouldn’t he have been better at this?

13.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Me last night) β€œmmm, a whole can of beans πŸ€€β€

(Me at work today) β€œyeah I don’t know if a whole can of beans was a good idea for dinner last night”

12.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

never apologize for liking what you like. Rather, unlock and articulate what it is that moves you. From there begins a deeper understanding of art

12.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Dumb guy said dumb thing

Yeah

White stuff in bird shit is still bird shit

News at 11

12.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So tired of this Christian extremist bullshit infecting every corner of society and being forced down our throats at every conceivable turn

12.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
screen grab of an article from the Yahoo new aggregator. President Trump is featured, doing his classic "me pointy" move. Thing is, he looks strange. His hair is too dark. It's quite orange. His face looks more full, plump even. He has a normal amount of bronzer on, you can tell by the white around his eyes. he doesn't currently look like this

screen grab of an article from the Yahoo new aggregator. President Trump is featured, doing his classic "me pointy" move. Thing is, he looks strange. His hair is too dark. It's quite orange. His face looks more full, plump even. He has a normal amount of bronzer on, you can tell by the white around his eyes. he doesn't currently look like this

I'm guessing they just grabbed any old, and I mean "old", pic for the thumbnail?
Looking very plush, like a ripe tomato, instead of his usual sun-dried tomato

12.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Advance copy of THE JUNIPER LODGE!
So exciting for me.

11.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

too generous with his teeth, he had weird little baby teeth

11.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is she no longer courting the qanon vote, or just being less open about it?

10.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Try as he might, he just couldn’t have a Shpadoinkle Day

10.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI just think we should separate the art from the artist”
buddy you’re playing fast & loose with the word β€œart” there

10.03.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That last episode got to me, and I don’t even have kids. Whoever made that knew what they were doing

10.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In MAY
THE JUNIPER LODGE
along with
CATACOMB OF TORMENT #11
Are hitting comic shops!

10.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very much. The building it had usually been in is now β€œThe Arch” building and that had will-call, tickets, photo ops and celebs. Then the new building, The Summit, was a block away and had the seller booths in the basement, artist alley on 2nd floor, and god knows what on the 3rd,4th, & 5th…

09.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Artist Alley C22!

05.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t tell if people are doing β€˜Clair Obscur: Expedition 33’ cosplay, or if they’re playing β€œWhere’s Waldeaux?”

07.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.11.2024 16:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Can’t tell if people are doing β€˜Clair Obscur: Expedition 33’ cosplay, or if they’re playing β€œWhere’s Waldeaux?”

07.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0