Pay him in fivers with a weasel on the back
Pay him in fivers with a weasel on the back
Bosch at his darkest
A new 30p coin with Lee on it?
Jenrick on the 9 bob note
Denmark strikes back.
Incompetence at the level of Treason
It's windy today. Starmer
Complaining about & blaming Keir Starmer for a long-scheduled, still uncertain, six month distant increase in fuel prices literally *hours* after calling for more war in the Middle East is quite the flex. These are not serious people.
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At first I thought it was a spoof.
Ed Davey has been a voice of reason of late. But this?
And we're gonna make Scotland pay for them
The Orange Turd's narrative and timeline about the #EpsteinFiles
Praying for paedophiles
America is sick
Strange how every βAmerica Firstβ move somehow ends up helping Moscow. What a coincidence.
Elon Musk is now worth $845 billion.
Tesla reported paying ZERO federal income tax on $5.7 billion of U.S. income in 2025.
Meanwhile, nearly a quarter of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck and household debt has risen to a record high.
See the problem here?
Dave Palpatine
Are the straits mined?
Only slightly
βI would have sent HMS Dragon to the Gulf a week ago,β Kemi said defiantly. Brilliant. In which case she would have sent a boat that was neither seaworthy nor stocked with the right defensive munitions for engagement.
The ultimate act of futility. Much like Kemiβs performance at PMQs.
Her cat can play piano?
Fish
Ah! The old Β£1 note, how did I forget?
Terry Griffiths
Rod Hull
Bungle
Pam Ayres
What about booze?
Β£5 a pint
Β£10 double whisky
Β£20 bottle of plonk
π¨ CAMPAIGN WIN
Cary Mitchell, Director at B4B: βWe wholeheartedly welcome this news, but urge ministers to ensure this is a stepping stone, not the final destination, on the road towards real electoral reform, and to shield our rights from the authoritarian backsliding weβve seen in the USA.β
Underrated skeet
I'm ashamed of voles.
There, I said it
Another unmissable read from the excellent Emma Monk.
BMW parking innit?