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Dominican Republic -- dancing, hugging, whomping baseballs

Italy -- chugging espresso, kissing, whomping baseballs

United States -- gritting teeth, thinking about the troops, leaving runners in scoring position

14.03.2026 14:50 👍 1864 🔁 325 💬 18 📌 13

Important for pro-democracy Spaniards to know that the Minnesota State Fair has a paella truck with the tagline The Hotdish of Spain.

I’m just saying the cross-Atlantic solidarity runs deep.

13.03.2026 18:31 👍 723 🔁 104 💬 7 📌 3

nbc really needs to follow jack donaghy’s programming priorities and make it 1997 again through science or magic

12.03.2026 03:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The uncomfortable thing about Team USA getting their asses bailed out by the Italians is that there’s not even a good historical moment where that’s happened that you can make a Dennis Miller joke about

12.03.2026 02:28 👍 131 🔁 8 💬 12 📌 9

my favorite hallmark podcaster talking about ao3 is a very weird universe-overlap moment

11.03.2026 14:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

06.03.2026 02:45 👍 12855 🔁 2861 💬 748 📌 180

wine moms are our strongest soldiers and also the engine of American consumption and you alienate them from your stores at your peril

03.03.2026 17:20 👍 1459 🔁 132 💬 17 📌 5
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'UNIMAGINABLE CRUELTY': Judge Gary Brown, a Trump appointeee from NY, thrashes DHS' treatment of a man who came to the US at 9 as an abuse/neglect victim, has no criminal record and became a college grad.

"The laws of decency condemn such villainy." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

03.03.2026 14:46 👍 6476 🔁 2416 💬 87 📌 129

NFTs are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Juche

01.03.2026 15:05 👍 86 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 1

I can't say for sure what would have happened but I believe that Harry Reid would absolutely know what time it is. The fact that Jeffries, Schumer and Pelosi came out of sclerotic blue state party machines and have never waged hard partisan warfare is part of the story of why we are here.

01.03.2026 15:00 👍 233 🔁 26 💬 8 📌 1
28.02.2026 22:33 👍 259 🔁 40 💬 5 📌 0
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

28.02.2026 15:50 👍 13790 🔁 3336 💬 111 📌 70

I'm dead serious about this: if after voting for Trump by significant margins for like ten years Iowans or Nebraskans or Alaskans or Kansans or Ohioans defect now, even after all they've done, most Democratic voters and all Democratic electeds will grant unconditional pardon.

24.02.2026 01:58 👍 313 🔁 36 💬 5 📌 3

"Tech killed online education" is a heck of an outcome.

23.02.2026 16:42 👍 387 🔁 32 💬 3 📌 3

My uncle once told me about attending a Rutgers-Princeton football game in the 60s. The Rutgers stands were full of fans cheering against their big rival. In the Princeton stands, there was a single guy, holding up a sign: “BEAT STATE U.”

22.02.2026 00:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This gives you a sense of scale of the Trump admin's new refugee detention policy; they are claiming that all 100,000 of these lawfully present refugees MUST be arrested and detained for "re-vetting" and interrogation about their status.

19.02.2026 20:41 👍 665 🔁 346 💬 25 📌 15
19.02.2026 12:21 👍 1796 🔁 289 💬 5 📌 3

on a whim, i searched "tenafly" on bluesky and look who popped up!

18.02.2026 04:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't know what to do but just keep repeating it so I don't go insane: the rise & eventual total domination of RW media is the single most significant political development of my lifetime and the entirely of the US political & media elite resolutely refuse to discuss or even acknowledge it.

18.02.2026 02:51 👍 3079 🔁 629 💬 62 📌 29
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This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

10.02.2026 03:18 👍 11247 🔁 3120 💬 237 📌 232
Ohio Governor Signs Bill Reducing the Collective Bargaining Rights of Ohio Public Employees On March 31, 2011, Ohio Governor John Kasich signed Senate Bill 5 into law. The new law significantly reduces the collective bargaining rights of nearly half a million public employees throughout Ohio...

Yeah, but he also signed SB5 back in 2011, which effectively banned public sector unions like Scott Walker did in WI. Luckily the law was overturned via a popular referendum later that year, but Kasich's tenure overall did a lot of damage in OH. ogletree.com/insights-res...

09.02.2026 14:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Benito said "God Bless America," and then proceeded to name every country in South and North America.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

09.02.2026 01:32 👍 3534 🔁 702 💬 33 📌 44

how do you see andor — does it fit into this framework, or disrupt it?

08.02.2026 15:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Robert Redford, dropping some real wisdom in “Three Days of the Condor”:

“I’m not going into any alley with you or with anybody. And fuck The Wall Street Journal!”

12.03.2025 01:26 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

If Lithuania is invaded by just 15,000 soldiers I actually am completely confident in a Lithuanian victory without any kinetic allied help.

05.02.2026 14:04 👍 64 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 1

they shot Renee Good and Alex Pretti and 1 out of every 10 Twin Cities residents volunteered to take their place

03.02.2026 02:48 👍 889 🔁 127 💬 12 📌 7
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Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

01.02.2026 19:26 👍 10736 🔁 3236 💬 93 📌 167
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NGL this description of Bsky in Vulture cracked me up

31.01.2026 14:02 👍 4457 🔁 685 💬 95 📌 173

Leap Day William looks like shit.

30.01.2026 03:54 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0