Baby 👶

put the oil back in the dirt and let the spin of the earth push it to the re-pump location.

getting in trouble for inappropriate toyotathon behavior

😤

want

thats the sound of love

hmmm, go on, I'm listening.....

it's like, do you really like me, or are you just pretending to breakdown in tears over some childhood trauma because you feel safe with me and you know I'll comfort you in my arms and nurture trust so you won't feel alone in your pain ?? 😤

how do I know if someone I'm dating actually likes me or if they're just using me for my personality, intelligence, comfort, and sex ?? 😠

bsky.app/profile/catb...

cackled at this

a twitter screenshot that reads: Tweet alaskancarl @alaskancarl1 I dropped cheese all over myself watching melania in theaters & a black teenager shouted "this nigga eating cheese' & everyone laughed.

love that for them

I love this

ME: ring ring

FRIEND: hello

ME: i invented a bell that goes on your finger

FRIEND: cool what do you call it

ME: i just told you

Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”

i havent learned about sacres in the 4 months ive been here

T R A N S G E N D E R

that's a good point I had not considered. I wasn't aware of my blindspot. thank you for this teachable lesson

a japanese cartoon face blushing with its mouth wide open

is it tho?

i do

T R A N S G E N D E R

that wheel fit is a travesty

your resilience is one of your best strengths

Seagate Barracuda probably your best choice if you want a hard drive named after a fish

SanDisk Tilapia running a close second.

bro don't do it.

I love that despite not having a trillion dollars in wealth, people enjoy my company, men and women are attracted to me, people value my opinion.

wtf no one wants my empire of dirt 😫