Due to the slow erosion of the internet, you can no longer find any record of the story of Plunge Gherkins the Cool. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you....
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Due to the slow erosion of the internet, you can no longer find any record of the story of Plunge Gherkins the Cool. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you....
Hatch Gazpacho is BACK
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/
Believing the point of Wired—or journalism at large—is to give ideas for venture capitalists to invest in is bafflingly ahistorical and narcissistic.
people on here will post anything. "Bam Adebayo should have stopped at 81 points"
One of the many "goon pizzas," with "goon" here meaning a poster on the SomethingAwful forums, and not, like, a pizza worth masturbating to at marathon durations. This one is a basic frozen pizza, topped with McDonalds hamburgers, fries and McNuggets and a pound of shredded mozzarella.
Another of the unfortunate "goon pizzas," only this time the pizza is topped by seven corndogs, arranged with the sticks in the interior and the corndogs radiating out from the center toward the exterior. Not close enough to symmetry to qualify for fearful symmetry, but CLOSE.
Just for reference, we talked about these pizzas, and if you have not seen them, you should see them:
I talked to dozens of experts in government, academia, cybersecurity, and industry about exactly this scenario last year and not only did not one of them think I was being alarmist, many brought it up unprompted and many said there was zero chance it hadn’t already happened
Scoop: DHS ousted multiple privacy officers at CBP after they questioned orders to purposely mislabel records about government surveillance to prevent their release under FOIA.
Truly, we live in an age of wonders.
www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~knuth/paper...
Someone is spoofing ships to make it look like they are entering Hormuz Strait from Indian ocean.
This is false. Ships do not move like this.
Zoomed out version from Marinetraffic. Zoom in version above^
Arlo Guthrie: And they all moved away from me on the bench there
Attacks leave dead vs killed
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I love how many people I see walking the cross-town trail these days. Every morning of every weekend - small groups, big groups, with their backpacks and water bottles. It's a great way to see the city.
Imagining Laurent Binet writing a metafictional account of the death of Epstein and agonizing over the line “dudes, you killed that dude”
Bruce Arena's got the Quakes on nine points through three games, with six goals scored and none allowed.
His entire starting back four and his entire starting front three all played in college. Eight of 11 starters are domestic players.
the quakes are, against all odds, cooking
pablo found the smoking gun
Italy players are celebrating home runs by taking a shot of espresso
this is good; I knew the contours of this story but there’s a bunch of things i hadn’t seen before washingtonian.com/2026/02/12/h...
disqualifying
at the start of 2025, there were 21 immigration judges in SF. by the end of march there will be 2. there are 120,000 pending cases. missionlocal.org/2026/03/s-f-...
the hotchkiss to abu ghraib pipeline is real
NEW: ICE tackled + arrested Juanita Avila, an Oregon shop owner who is a legal permanent resident and had her green card in her pocket.
When she asked through sobs why they didn't believe her, one masked agent replied: “Because they lie all the time.”
Video + interview with her and her daughter:
lol I went through this exact same reaction this morning
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
The mother is an asylum seeker. Her 7-year-old is deaf and didn’t have his hearing aids when he was detained.
*anthony kiedis voice* de-ba’athification
Slay the Spire II just went live in early access, and the steam store is suffering
not to mention kirkland house
