Adroitly Absurd

a man wearing a green shirt that says sidewinder stands in front of a bottle of creamy Alt: a man wearing a green shirt & hat in a kitchen says “creamy”

Hoosier pie, for the curious

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

a cartoon character says " i brought the joke book " in front of a lake Alt: Grunkle Stan from Gravity falls says "I brought the joke book” as he brandishes a book labeled “1001 yuk ‘em ups - Uncle approved!” while standing before a lake

Not beating the allegations of “everybody’s uncle”

A warm yellow/white Hoosier pie in a square glass baking tray; cinnamon decorating the top creates the π symbol

Happy #PieDay!

Dont forget to use a square tin - pie are NOT round.

πr2

the ideal amount I would like to think about measles is zero and I resent that I had that once and no longer do

Please post the whole thing here too! Lotta folks love your work but aren’t going back to Twitter; posting on an evil platform is on-brand but you gotta share the goods!

We can only solve problems in this country if it’s to stop people from licking something. Pranksters were licking ice cream pints at the supermarket and BAM we got safety seals 2 weeks later. Someone should lick healthcare

The other Iran War crisis: It's threatening global food supplies Farmers worldwide, including in the US, rely on inputs that move through the Strait of Hormuz and are now waylaid.

The other Iran war crisis: It’s threatening global food supplies

Farmers worldwide, including in the US, rely on inputs that move through the Strait of Hormuz and are now waylaid.

From our colleagues at the @grist.org:

"damn, bitch, you live like this" meme with the "X" logo strewn about

every time I have to go back to X to find an old tweet

You know what I think would be really interesting? Bringing back oral presentations of papers and examinations. see what people actually know

Picture of Whitehouse in "article" thumbnail from Gambling News Joe Rogan Fears Iran Might Target the UFC White House Event

Materializing nude from a bolt of lightning in 2005 to show my younger self this image

I can’t imagine why he keeps getting passed over for that Nobel Peace Prize.

Fourth-quarter GDP revised down to just 0.7% growth; January core inflation was 3.1% The PCE price index for January was expected to show headline inflation at 2.9% and core at 3.1%.

The war is a mess and the immigration policy is a disaster but at least the economy is o— www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/03/...

Also on top of everything else they’re pulling these guys from Japan, so China’s gotta be thrilled

Also we pulled our minesweepers from the region (Middle East) b/c of COURSE we did

Jesus

Fucking

Christ

"I got my PhD by writing prompts instead of doing research, I'm winning"

got some bad news, there still no jobs and now you also know nothing

A horse pulling a wagon-sized burger “cart” is labeled“this is America”

The American experience, on a good day, is someone *mentions* a sandwich & you spend the rest of the day salivating

Great now I can’t stop thinking ‘bout it

Wasn’t me but I’ll concur! 🐟 🍔

Polymarket, Kalshi and all the rest of these prediction markets need to be wiped off the face of the earth. They provide absolutely nothing of value and are corrupting everything they touch.

Every time

this means it is not open for transit

bsky.app/profile/adro...

As always, @dimension20.dropout.tv delivers

m.youtube.com/watch?v=D0sR...

I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE

Maritime Intimate
navigation 🤝 activity time

Immediately regretting improper sounding equipment use

Why stop at barrels? bsky.app/profile/matt...

The US Army has approved its first new hand grenade since 1968 and it looks like an energy drink.

Because OF COURSE it does!

oh.

no.

oh no.