Ben Breiner

Went to the local horse track once. The body odor alone made me say “I don’t think this is a good time for these people.”

Children are our most powerful agents of chaos, and it seems pretty good.

Doughnut as coffee garnish is a good touch, IMHO

It’s a bug (and good, short-lived TV show)

He's blitzing on third and 16 with man behind it right into mesh. Three times a game.

Powerful Chicago tweet.

/Sees the first pick.

That's some good spice. Also, the commentary of "2025 was a waste" for LaNorris Sellers feels like something Gamecocks fans will feel in their bones.

Need more 12s

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social just going to share that an extremely small sight gag in the TV show “Barry“ came from someone’s older mother, walking into a bookstore and asking for “Larry Chowder, the magical boy“ (Harry Potter)

My favorite thing about the UVA interim was that he built a few surprisingly talented Charlotte teams that were decent and then got picked clean in the portal before he left.

Good lunch?

First he deceives, then runs through your face.

No reason not to take him No. 1.

It’s about Columbia SC, the Soda City. Mystery solved.

Seems doable. Would run 10 to start, then the question would be beer distribution.

Well, they spent two years reportedly lagging there, so it probably makes some sense they'd need to lock in after their coaching decision.

As. God. Intended.

(I'm still very, VERY salty I missed that)

The word "elite" is basically always misused, but when it was applied to people who were very happy when they reached the point of making $45k per year, lord that was annoying.

Ok, bringing the Gaudreau kids in for the photo got me something fierce.

Seems like a minor, “whoops, sorry about that,” situation, and not too much more.

Clash being there is immensely amusing.

Good explanation for a mostly mundane thing that will inspire quite a lot of feelings.

Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!

Do I feel weird I interviewed her a bunch as a college paper beat writer when she was a freshman? Yeah, kinda.

Wait, what now?

This is gonna get run through AI, break the whole thing and crash the economy.

The most Fullcast outcome.

Hat logo is real solid.

Local church is promising “ashes to go“ for Ash Wednesday. That’s a new one.

It's funny to think of places like this or Gumby's Pizza terms of "still being around."

They often don't leave, you just stop living next to a college campus.

Chicago’s most Chicago sentiment.

V rude of the course owners.