The Spanish version is “the left liberates, the right oppresses” and once I learned that, both screws and politics made more sense

Mistakenly opening a can of oops-ass

if you believe in having sex once a day for health reasons, that's a shtupplument

Dan Wineman @dwineman@xoxo.zone You’re absolutely right — you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure. Nevertheless, comedy is a powerful healing force. My recommendation is to seek out live entertainment. For example, great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up. 🔗 Sponsored Reply (Great Clown Productions, Ltd.) Dec 02, 2025, 03:10 PM · · Mona for Mac https://xoxo.zone/@dwineman/115651788702895997

Allahu Akbar

Mamdani solves housing crisis in New York City

You're telling me a dad wrote this joke?

The penis was the original handheld device

NKILF

Never thought the leopards would shoot *my* neck

your words

something something as a straight woman

Have you ever read a Solomon thread? Start at the top, and you're welcome

I saw a cosmetic surgery place offering vaginoplasty *and* anal bleaching, geez guys pick a lane

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time

Han in back because he's dead

Have you played Cyber Knights: Flashpoint or Tactical Breach Wizards? Both on my Steam wishlist

she's a 10 but she's yo momma

"My Hitler salute has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my Hitler salute"

the worst thing about having a lisp is all the pithy comments

Pantsss

Woke up this morning with the phrase "The Friendzone of Interest" in my head, truly cursed

I read this as "an eight year-olds resume" and it still works