🦂Madame Ghosts-Alot🧿

Trans rights>>>triple dipper.

Confession: the first serious bf I ever had was a major A$$ Eater. 💕 Can you imagine my disappointment when I learned that was NOT something everyone just did automatically! 🥺

The damage he’s done by setting the bar so high 😮‍💨

Looking a mess, but posting these Gym pics from this week to remind myself:

I show up even when it gets hard! 💪🏽❤️‍🔥

Well, I am discussing Study Abroad options with my University to hopefully see somewhere in Europe, but I know for a FACT I’m visiting family in Puerto Rico around July 🙌🏽🥰 So excited! I deserve to see the world! ✈️🌎

Aweee, just as large of an avalanche! Hang in there! Sounds silly, but when I get to over thinking, dance breaks help. 🤷🏽‍♀️ Release the extra energy!

Is it telling you that you forgot to lock EVERY door on the premises, therefore you must do a full sweep & secure the perimeter… for the four time in 30 minutes?

Thats the special trick mine does 😵‍💫🫠

Tbh, this time change is really kicking my ass, guys! 😮‍💨😴

Still piecing the details together, but I WILL be getting my first Passport stamp this summer 🤫☺️

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This is fair! Too often I see the SAME ppl who talk down on Jennifer Hudson, give Non-Black Artists w/ the same technique such high praise and I’m tiiieedd 😤

Yes, and $5 used to get you SOMEWHERE 😫

And on top of that, I’m almost positive they diluting the gasoline like CRAZY!

Bc a full tank suddenly don’t last as long as it used to! 🤬

Speak on it!!!

But let that man, Teddy Swims, start hooting in everybody ear & the switch up is REALL!!

This is actually why I support going to therapy SOO MUCH.

Bc, lowkey, Therapists are the most unhinged ppl you’ll ever meet. And we all deserve someone like that in our corners! ❤️‍🔥🙌🏽

This just reminded me how Scooby Doo live action movies (especially Spooky Island) are THEE BEST Live-Action adaptations ever produced in cinematic history!

I say this, fully including the WHOLE MCU within this statement. 🤷🏽‍♀️

In this Astronomy lecture, not the slightest bit locked in 🥴

And I actually like this class 🫩

Oo look, another reason to stay single! Just in time for the summer 🥴

As someone who was a HUGE fan of the “Royal Family” dance company, seeing Parris Goebel’s impact on (mostly mainstream) Hip-Hop Choreography has been… interesting 🫤

Today- A MONTH after retiring my fave pair of Jeans bc my inner thighs ate away at the fabric-

I just discovered my second fave pair of jeans is dangerously close to meeting the same fate! 😫

I am not okay 🥺

Ykw, yeaaa, gon ahead & get you sum 👏🏽😭

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Love? No.

Limerence??… Well… 😮‍💨

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I may be showing my age, but 20 dollars used to fill up tanks…

You might even have to shake your car to fit the last 1.78 bc you didn’t wanna have to go back inside for the change 🫩

Do we ever age out of not saving ppl’s number in our phones?

Bc the amount of times I yell “WHO IS THIS??” at my phone only to open the message & see its homie from down the street that thinks ion notice he keeps tryna make me his lady on the low…

If you not family, I just refuse to save numbers🤷🏽‍♀️

Maann, night shift on the clock app get REAL spookie ookie! 😭

Me, checking my bank account.

I feel you, but its never too late to learn! I say this as a reformed “No Sabo” whose parents failed to teach her, but can now hold a decent conversation. 🙌🏽🫂 You got this! 💕

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I’ll be right outside waiting for ya ☺️😂

Oop… 👀🫣😂🫣

Coffee at 7pm, Edible at 10:15pm, time for lift off 👁️👄👁️