Doug Jesseph

We've reached the "Declare Victory and Go Home" stage of the war. Happened faster than anyone expected.

Prediction: Trump will rename the Persian Gulf the “ The Trump Gulf”.

That’s “Four Seasons *Total* Landscaping”, which somehow makes it even better.

Very big Miss South Carolina vibes going here.

I still hate all of them, though. Any misery the world might visit upon them is richly deserved.

How? What about “why”?

Thousands of workers per factory? Have you ever heard of automation, JD? Nobody builds a new factory that requires that kind of manpower.

This is the closest thing to a good outcome that I've seen in a while. My Schadenfreude knows no bounds. Maybe ICE will torture this dumbfuck? I wouldn't complain if they did.

“Better than the US” is such a low bar at this point. Dream big! Go for “Better than Hungary”!

Amazing how many Democrats think that ICE needs “reform.” Fools like that probably think that the problem with Stalin’s NKVD and Hitler’s Gestapo was a lack of proper training. ICE must be abolished and everyone who “served” there should be sent to prison.

That ship has sailed and sunk.

Done!

mamdani has been mayor of nyc for 29 days and has yet to institute sharia law or full communism. already a failure.

A great game, but decades of following the NHL leads me to expect another installment of "Disappointment on Ice" when the post season arrives.

And Max will drink rum and The New Coke. (God, I’m old!)

Stop calling us Gestapo! If you keepit up, we’re gonna kill you all!

“Stop calling us ‘Gestapo’ or we’ll gun you down” is quite the flex there, little man.

I hope that Democrats realize what’s happening in Minnesota is also a dry run for what the regime has planned for the midterms.

Can someone put sanctions on America?

Any information on how many ICE detainees have been raped? It just seems totally on brand for the Gestapo to go down that path.

Well, “Bari Weiss” in German is “Bari White” in English, which is close enough to “Barry White” to make me think that the network will trend toward soft core romantic stuff, with soulful music. Think racy Hallmark Channel with 70s soundtracks.

“Had the tragedy” is Trumpese for “was murdered”.

Because paying back illegally seized assets always hurts a lot of people.

That figure works out to something around 5% of the state’s annual economic output. So, no, nothing that big.

Buffalo: City with no illusions. Now it’s time to move on to the Sabres next season of “Disappointment on Ice.”

If Trump is on a secret mission to get all political factions in the EU (and the U.K.) to unite in opposition to the US, to stand up for themselves and to think rationally about how to adapt to the “Chinese century” he’s really killing it.

The key fact about American politics today is that roughly 50% of the white electorate strongly prefer to live in a white-run dictatorship than in a multiracial democracy. Pretty much everything we're now seeing follows from this.

WaPo went full MAGA and it still didn’t help them. Schadenfreude!

What good is a legal refresher for illiterate goons?

Face it.

ICE HAS ALIENATED AMERICANS by slamming their victims faces into the ground, wearing mask, not identifying themselves and using aggressive “Gestapo” tactics on immigrants & citizens alike. Americans are resisting, as they should.

It is time to defund ICE!

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