🅱️ is for baby whisperer

i forgot this place existed

the next time a seagull tries to steal my food i’ll scream attenzione pickpocket

if the carberrys (tiktok couple that make quirky dances together) ever get divorced im going to stop believing in love

i had nightmares abt asian hornets :/ the plague of the summer

i just spent 4 hours IN FLOW making a montessori room for a baby

i’m being torn apart by this job search

guys guys today i went to a fancy restaurant and the lady did the thing where they pour you a little bit of wine and i had to pretend like i knew what i was doing lmaoooo it was hilarious

i slept for 11 hours and wouldve slept for longer tbh

im never leaving my house again (until work tomorrow)

swiss people look extremely swiss

i’ve never met a baby who didn’t love to fall asleep on top of me and maybe that needs to be going in my resume

the obi wan series is terrible omg

alice in wonderland syndrome irl

i spent one hour in the supermarket being startled by everything from milk in bags to bread in the fridge to white eggs to jam with food coloring in it to the SHEER SIZE OF EVERYTHING and the amount of options

frankfurt is so cute from the sky, so much forest

Me posting to my 4 mutuals on here

complete with compression socks, sleep deprivation and overpriced snacks

baby’s first transatlantic flight!! (it’s me i’m the baby)

it feels so good to have solid friends that you know you’ll have forever 🥹🥹🥹

yes we’re just sitting around saying silly things and making plans that are never going to happen over cheap wine but it’s soul balm

a good girls night is the most recharging thing in the whole world

one of my friends told me she was pregnant yesterday in the middle of a festival and i YELLED so hard!!! baby! baby! baby!!

it’s called manifesting, nerd!

born too late to hear kathleen hanna yell “girls to the front” but just in time to watch her worst musical project to date (imo) ig

but i *am* so brave for forgetting my earplugs at home 😬

i’m watching St vincent. she is so cool. my inertia was so wrong.

“i’m… so brave”
me to myself after battling the inertia telling me to stay home and instead calling an uber to drive me 10mins to a huge festival that i got a free ticket to so i can see artists i like and meet my friends on a warm clear skies friday night… Lmao

i’m waiting for the day i become immune to all of this

currently holding a sleeping toddler that coughs at my face every minute… gonna be so sick. yay…

Portugal 😅👋