✿ Fern ✿ (@fernyfern)

Alright mate calm down

11.03.2026 22:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lmao, I just felt like I was spending too long scrolling so I had a bit of a detox. Waste of time really innit.

11.03.2026 22:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

On holiday, or do you mean generally? Cause I deactivated for a while

11.03.2026 22:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You fkn know it lad

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11.03.2026 22:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Flight home from Canada innit

11.03.2026 22:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh I just know I'm gonna be sat next to these fucking kids on the plane.

11.03.2026 22:06 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

THANK YOU I DID IT FOR YOU X

11.03.2026 21:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like a shitty Terminator!

11.03.2026 21:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A skull suffering inside a cycle: 'I learn American politics against my will' repeatedly, forever.

Every day as a European.

08.02.2026 10:34 👍 81 🔁 7 💬 10 📌 1

Don't you fucking start

11.03.2026 19:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

... tbf it was french canada, but I wasn't prepared for how french it was

11.03.2026 19:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Was sound, full of fucking french people though

11.03.2026 19:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We have airport boredom to thank for this

11.03.2026 19:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

11.03.2026 19:08 👍 61 🔁 4 💬 28 📌 2

It's hardly surprising the Right don't like women. They can't compete with them on any meaningful level.

12.02.2026 17:06 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

PLEASE LET US BINGE FOR GOD'S SAKE

11.02.2026 22:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I DON'T CARE

11.02.2026 20:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

STREAMING SERVICES NEED STOP RELEASING EPISODES WEEKLY BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BE TV I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO WAIT AGES FOR THE NEXT EPISODE

11.02.2026 18:11 👍 39 🔁 0 💬 12 📌 0

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11.02.2026 16:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A sunset with the silhouette of a person breaking free from their chains

No more culture war. Only class war.

11.02.2026 12:38 👍 46 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

Look, you can't do anything about the Epstein stuff. That's a load-bearing paedophile ring.

11.02.2026 11:13 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Bit weird innit

11.02.2026 08:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking shambles.

10.02.2026 19:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

£240m. With no tender. Palantir.

I wrote to Wes Streeting last week demanding answers.

Every day without any transparency deepens the scandal.

Palantir out.

10.02.2026 13:14 👍 2101 🔁 799 💬 78 📌 33

A ginger tabby cat sat on a mini bed

Rip sweet Teddy. You were the first and only cat I ever really loved. Not once did you ever randomly attack me. I appreciated that. I don't believe in heaven, but if it exists I hope you get to steal as many cocktail sausages and victoria sponge cakes as you want.

09.02.2026 11:15 👍 110 🔁 0 💬 39 📌 0

HOW CAN ANYONE ENJOY FOOTBALL WHEN THE ORANGE PEDO FELON IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE??!

09.02.2026 08:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean if nothing else it's quite a creative way for someone to announce to the world that no one wants to play with them

09.02.2026 08:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would have to live completely feral, with no yanks in a 100 mile radius. I'd still be able to hear them obviously but I wouldn't have to interact so I could probably manage.

08.02.2026 17:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Oh yeah! I forgot you're near me

08.02.2026 16:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nah I'm alright thanks mate x

08.02.2026 16:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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