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Dave Norwood

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Travis County Park lackey by day, bass player for The Gary, Weird Weather, and Baby Robots by night. Somewhere in between, I read a lot and write a little.

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Night Owl
Night Owl YouTube video by Auntie Hammy - Topic

This is officially my summer jam of 2025

m.youtube.com/watch?v=fj0r...

25.07.2025 23:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So long, Oz. The satanic panic wouldn’t have been the same without you.

22.07.2025 22:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Move over, Mars Cheese Castle.

07.06.2025 00:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or we could talk about poon curtains

26.05.2025 20:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Didn’t it cross anyone’s mind at the ad agency? I pass this on my way home from work everyday.

12.05.2025 20:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Stage name alert!

04.04.2025 21:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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23.03.2025 17:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have not been in USA all week. Coming back makes my bile rise.

21.03.2025 04:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Lenny and Squiggy got snipped. Double shamecones.

17.03.2025 18:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy shit! Check out the embouchure on that bassoon player’s reed!

16.03.2025 08:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You know those signs on some BBQ places that have the smiling pig happily endorsing its own consumption? I think that needs to be America's new flag, the smiling BBQ pig.

15.03.2025 13:59 👍 58 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0

Scooping the litter box is kinda like panning for reverse gold

10.03.2025 02:04 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Looks like the snakes are waking up

07.03.2025 18:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Q: What is bordering on stupidity?

A: Canada and Mexico

28.02.2025 22:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Anyone need a band name?

25.02.2025 03:20 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Elizabeth and I will be performing together FOR THE FIRST TIME on Wednesday 2/26 at Hotel Vegas. Beth from Weird Weather will be holding down the beat for us. We will be performing songs from Johnny Cash and June Carter’s 1967 album Carryin’ On. Early show, we go on at 7:00. BOLD TONES!

22.02.2025 22:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today I also learned that there’s a dog treat on the market called Whisker Biscuits

17.02.2025 19:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today I learned that Girl Scout Cookies are called Girl Guide Biscuits in New Zealand. That just sounds incredibly odd to me.

17.02.2025 17:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve been saying “bless you” for years

07.02.2025 14:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The protest at the Capitol today is going great. Don’t listen to the naysayers. It’s a peaceful, open forum.

05.02.2025 19:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I could use a little more inspiration, but I’ll take Hearty however I can get him.

05.02.2025 16:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Take a sick day and go to your state capitol on Wednesday. It’s important!

03.02.2025 16:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Keep it classy, Zuck.

27.01.2025 20:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Weird Weather is playing at Hole In The Wall in soggy Austin TX tonight. We go on at 10:00.

26.01.2025 19:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just looked at the White House home page. That can’t be real. That’s a parody site, right? RIGHT?

23.01.2025 20:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s a fine day for hangin out with my lil dudes

21.01.2025 18:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WELL MY NAME IS DAVE
AND IM HERE TO SAY
that my name is Dave
and I’m here to say…
That Keith Brammer
is a sorely underrated bass player

20.01.2025 05:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The new sign at work is a little odd.

17.01.2025 23:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Today has been moving at the pace of side 2 of My War. My lunch seems apropos.

15.01.2025 19:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think it’s a good format for bathroom humor, so long as you’re not spinning a yarn.

14.01.2025 22:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0