Karoline Leavitt's Track Marks

Holding myself accountable means admitting that @conorlambpa.bsky.social has every right to whoop my ass with a two-by-four.

Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) in 2004 debate: "I am a Democrat." "I support Senator Kerry [for POTUS]." YouTube video by Benedict Canyon

Holy shit! Senator Fog Horn Leg Horn was once a democrat!

Watch this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjMv...

Moreover, the first time he ran for the United States Senate, in the race to succeed John Breaux in 2004, he not only ran as a Democrat, but he ran to the **left** of the party favorite!

Receipts:

You're up, @timberlandlibrary.bsky.social

the strategic genius in action:

Thanks a lot, @geoffgarin.bsky.social

Any other brilliant centrist punditry?

Democrats online: the Republicans are literally Nazis

Democratic campaign: I will have a Nazi in my cabinet, as a treat

DNC consultant: “We’ve had reports that Tim Walz calling the Trump gang ‘weird’ is really exciting the base! They love it! So tell that SOB to knock it off right away.”

Sure Alina

It’s nearly impossible to lose Grenell, but Ogles pulled it off.

Will Ogles be censured for his comments?

Because it's quite hard to read this as anything but a call for the expulsion (or worse) of 4.5 million people on the basis of their religion.

Moreover, this dude's a GenX scholar of the Cold War, specializing in Russian politics, who somehow missed the spectacle of Boris Yeltsin oohing and aahing over the variety and abundance on offer at American grocery stores!!!!

Did he seriously never read a fucking newspaper during grad school???

Proud of David Brooks for not being the guilty byline here. Was certain he wrote this travesty of op-ed journalism until I remembered that he fucked off to The Atlantic last month.

This guy did an excellent job of evoking Brooks's unique writerly voice. Bonus points for name-dropping Burke...

If you are watching Trump's presser right now, you are seeing beyond reasonable doubt a person not mentally suited for any position of responsibility. Even running a small store.

GOP members of the House and Senate: You are seeing this too.

So he’s surrendering without accomplishing any of his stated objectives while declaring victory. Exactly what we said would happen.

Thank you, Patty

We are a secular democracy. If you don't like the freedom of religion, you are welcome to move somewhere else.

In America, you can be Christian, Muslim, Jewish, or anything else. It's written into our Constitution. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Get lost with this garbage.

Timothée Chalamet Under Fire For Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form ‘Bunraku’

Timothée Chalamet Under Fire For Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form ‘Bunraku’ https://theonion.com/timothee-chalamet-under-fire-for-dismissive-comments-about-traditional-japanese-puppet-theater-form-bunraku/

The American electorate is so uninformed, self-centered and nihilistic that we’re forcing the entire world to touch the stove before we learn to stop doing it ourselves

Rep. Walkinshaw says Trump exchanged communications with Epstein, knew about the girls, and acknowledged Epstein recruited girls from Mar-a-Lago.

Now he wants the Epstein files covered up because his “friends will get hurt.”

That’s why the unredacted Epstein files must be released‼️

#SheShed #V4V

The American people happily voted for this, though:

The GOP needs to be fucking destroyed as a political party. I will die on this hill

And this was only a reality for White Americans.

You average normie Democrat in 2026 loves AOC, wants to abolish ICE, and thinks Israel shouldn’t get another penny from us.

It’s laughable how out of touch centrist consultants and politicians are.

Wow. Republican Rep Kevin Kiley tells reporters in a virtual press conference that not only will he run as an independent in CA-6, but he will officially be an independent for the remainder of his current term in Congress, @melodykloepfer.bsky.social reports.

Trump holding a press conference later today where he’ll probably admit sexually assaulting teens so people will shut the hell up about the price of gas.