i need to trim mine again
i need to trim mine again
HELP!!! THE CREATURE HAS MY FOOT
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Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
pov from above: woman in black underwear and bra laying face down on bed. she has a collar around her neck with a chain loosely resting on her back and side.
pov from above: woman in black underwear (topless now) laying face down on bed. she has a collar around her neck with a chain being pulled taut, dragging her head upward
i look like this btw
i think it takes around 4-7 years. i'm only at the part where i pee my pants
nope
*waves my hand hypnotically* you will piss your pants
ookay but if you lose the finger it's not my fault
no the number two bodily fluid is cum. the number 3 is blood, THEN breast milk. i don't think i need to tell you what number one is.
because we're too hot and society wants to nerf us
a good butt without a lil wet patch? criminal in my house
twoce today
been pissing myself a bit lately
somepony PLEASE sell me a 1990-1997 Mazda miata that runs and drives IN EXCHANGE i offer $5, a PREMIUM piece of pocket lint(!!!!!!), and a 4 month old half smoked joint THIS IS A GOOD OFFER ๐ฅบ
somepony PLEASE sell me a 1990-1997 Mazda miata that runs and drives IN EXCHANGE i offer $5, a PREMIUM piece of pocket lint(!!!!!!), and a 4 month old half smoked joint THIS IS A GOOD OFFER ๐ฅบ
does anypony wanna give me a 1994 miata in exchange for $3.74 and some pocket lint? ๐ฅบ
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3 years ago me* god fukin damn it
very real. every so often i will drink more than one monster a day, but i don't drink it every day so i will probably be okay
dude if you showed this pic to 3 years ago she would shit her pants
it doesn't have that??? goddamn it that's dumb
hey is this anything
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seconded
blood stained mouth
girl who has blood running down her face, staring up at you from a kneeling position with a devilish smile
new fun Judy fact:
i now sometimes involuntarily pee a little after strenuous exercise
tbh i'm more of a miata than a Ferrari
you are a pretty girl, prettygirl <3
on twitter lmao