Explosive. This is why NDAs were invented.
10.03.2026 20:13
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Explosive. This is why NDAs were invented.
outrageous
Signing off the legal with "bisous xo 😘" just to see if anyone's awake
Logging on for my first day as head of PR at Noma! Not sure why they needed me to start on a Saturday but a slow day will be a nice way to ease in....
Is that bad?
Don't worry, I can't
Combating the affordability crisis by causing oil prices to rise 35% in one week
If I want to watch a joyless middle-age man in marketing eat a burger, I'll turn on my front-facing camera
Don't tell me you can't find budget for me to travel to the shoot
The best advertising in the world right now is happening simultaneously at this one OOH placement under a bridge somewhere
"We are foremost a technology company"
The technology:
Holding companies: "Hey we realize this isn't working so great.... what if we acquired another holding company?"
We're bringing in new vampires. It's going to be great.
In corporate PR, revamp is short for revampire
Let's see you bite into a burger on camera
borderline personality hire
Today's equivalent to the old studio system when, say, MGM would create a Clark Gable or Lana Turner is when some new weirdo starts popping up in your stories. "How did I go so long without knowing about this little freak?" you ask yourself as the algorithm serves you more. Thrilling, really.
I don't ever want to hear "Where's the product truth?" or "Does the brand have permission to say that?" You can say anything.
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"There are no bad ideas" does not mean you won't be laughed at
"the creative class" well maybe on a good day
"Knowledge worker" are you sure?
Reflecting on the work day and realizing everything I said out loud was wrong
"All hands on deck" more like all hands on this deck
In just this week alone, the NYPD got snowballs thrown at them and my work was criticized in a meeting by someone who took what I considered to be a very mean tone.
The fabric of society is tearing.
Hangry... but for praise from an authority figure
After the grind of the last few weeks, I'm due for an escape.
The escape:
Requesting PTO in 2032 from the Boston Dynamics robot police dog running ChatGPT 7.1 who is my manager
(buried under three feet of snow) nothing on my end, thanks
Well we solved the dog poop problem