Every time I flush a hotel toilet, I think about how much shit is constantly coursing through the entire building
22.02.2026 20:48
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Every time I flush a hotel toilet, I think about how much shit is constantly coursing through the entire building
I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
Imagine living on a planet with kittens and starry skies and and sandwiches and choosing to spend your time terrorizing people.
Squirter on the Dancefloor 🎶
Not Catherine O’Hara
In less than 24 hours, I’ve received texts from:
-The much older man I was obsessed with at 17
-The first guy I ever kissed at 15
-A coworker I haven’t seen in almost 4 years sending a booty call at 3am.
I am 53 fucking years old. Wtf is going on?!
Feel free to give credit to Sean Tejaratchi
liartownusa.com/oh-christ-it...
New year, new euphemism for diarrhea
Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
My first hand modeling gig!
What?
well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now
I know what time it is; it’s
When i see the D
Donald J Wrongy
Connecticut, Passenger and Crew Lists, 1804-1959
Sorry but for some reason I cringe so hard my teeth break when people say “babby”
In Hell, you can shoot your friend in the face as much as you want
What a Dick.
Is there a Mrs Chubfuck?
I mean…it KINDA looks Rapturous
Just throwing back HANDFULS of Tylenol rn
Wow. It’s hard to grasp that 9/11 was only a week ago
Disgusting that people are celebrating Kirk's death.
I am not UP nor AT ‘EM but a secret third thing
I’ll only use my standing desk if someone holds me in a Baby Bjorn and offers me sips of coffee from a sippy cup
🖤 she’s famous! Sean’s putting her in the next (all cats!) issue of CH!
That’s my sweet girl, Jubbies 🖤🤍🖤 i love you @hotsietozzi.bsky.social !🎈
Thinking about Sharon 💔
