that famous image of george bush receiving the news about 9/11 but he's sitting at the hot ones table with some sauce on his mouth
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
it might be hard and a long journey but a better world is possible
It’s World Diabetes Day what did you get me
mental health break? you bet it did
not fox news eating the onion
letting this dipshit attempt to navigate geopolitics is going to be horrific to watch
Bringing polio back to own the libs
heard they made reddit snoo secretary of the treasury. can he even do that
Not evil enough for Twitter, not stupid enough for Threads, and so we find ourselves here at the ass end of the internet together
they’re calling the second trump term the most “reddit” administration in history
@nickfloats In MJ office hours they just said someone at Stability AI was trying to grab all the prompt and image pairs in the middle of a night on Saturday and brought down their service. MJ is banning all of the stabilityAI employees from Midjourney immediately This is breaking now
AI companies scraping data: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
AI companies having their data scraped: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Michael Caine as Scrooge after his damascene transformation in the muppet Christmas carol
You there boy! What discourse is it?
Bottled water that advertises itself as “Best for babies and expectant mothers” for some reason
accidentally bought Water For Babies
ENDLESS BOTTOMS
welcome to Bluesky, we got
kiki the calico/tabby cat sitting in a picnic basket on the kitchen floor, looking off to the side
kiki the calico/tabby cat laying down in a picnic basket on the kitchen floor
kiki saw a basket and immediately said i am sitting in that thing
me, to someone taking me out to dinner: well damn let me at least fuck you first!
no mom you gotta come pick me up, im being gangstalked on the closed beta app
A monkey once hi-fived me, because game recognizes game.
CABRFNK
ME: my underwear is just two soft flour tortillas held together by electrical tape
INTERVIEWER [desperate]: ok and how about weaknesses
ELON MUSK: grok tell me who Elon Musk is
GROK AI: Wimmy wham wham wozzle! Elon Musk is a pretty far out dude who was one of the first guys to put money behind Tesla before becoming ceo!
MUSK: but I invented Tesla
GROK AI: no, Tesla was invented-
MUSK: grok please commit suicide
