The Trump administration could really restore confidence by getting the entire Cabinet to ride a tanker through the Straits of Hormuz to show everyone how safe and easy it is now.

They could bring along a lot of MAGA influencers and Fox News hosts to broadcast it all live!

These are not serious people. None of them.

Boooooo!!

I am genuinely upset that this man exists, much less was given any sort of validity by The Atlantic.

Social gathering? Never o’clock. Georgia.

Also, both of them are fucking idiots.

Welcome to my new game show, Is This A War Crime?, where the answer is always yes and perpetrators have no consequences.

Considering we say things like “Hey Fat Ed!” and “Willie, why are you so large?” and “Waylon, you look like a bowling ball with stubby legs”, I suspect they may survive.

We were an hour late feeding the cats. I think they have alerted Sarah McLaughlin.

Armor for my cats and a dungeon in the basement of my castle for them to run!

The very jet that contains her and Corey’s honeymoon suite?

Someone should check the location of Nicholas Cage.

It seems to me that this dumpster fire of *gestures broadly* comes down to a bunch of white men who never learned to keep their hands to themselves.

You know who doesn’t care about regime change? All those dead little girls.

If Pete Hegseth would like a movie recommendation about AI and weapons, might I suggest “War Games” and that he then retire to play a nice game of chess.

How, exactly, does dRumpf think they will “take their country back”? With rocks and their caustic wit? Not a large gun owning population in Tehran.

I miss leadership with critical thinking skills above a third grade level.

💯

I truly miss leadership that could read above a fourth grade level and didn’t spend all day obsessing over their dicks.

It is absolutely obscene.

Venezuela II, Nuclear Boogaloo.

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

But war pig men don’t care about little girls. Or children. Or women. Just oil and their real estate grifts.

You know who didn’t give a shit about regime change? The 40 little girls we just helped Israel murder who were at school just trying to learn to read and make friends.

That and cruelty to trans people, you know, for funsies and a little treat.

That place was great!

You look fantastic and that guy can go eat an entire bag of dicks.

Yep. None of this is new from her, for sure.

I don’t think you’re the one on drugs.

Saying “We always wear body cameras” is not answering in the affirmative to “Is there body camera footage?”

Only half?