uncle knicknack

A drawing of Kim and Harry from Disco Elysium - Kim is asking if Harry is okay, the answer is no no no no

Disco!

(guy who has had a minor medical thing from crying so much) its a good omen that the 3 of swords badge on my fav leather jacket keeps reversing itself right

i have seen people on this very website claim that its fatphobic to say "i do not trust that these drugs are without side effects" bc ofc the most fatphobic thing of all is being skeptical of the weight loss industry 🫠🫠🫠

vibrating at a near imperceptible frequency as i try to stick to Not Posting Mad

he just like me fr

Sometimes instagram shows you the most American thing you’ve ever seen

post on tumblr with the caption: "dorohedoro fans will post pictures of their fave characters with the caption “omg they’re so cuteeee 😍😍😍” and the character looks like this" and the photo is just the most fucked up looking cake guy with like a top row of fake human teeth and gums and a bunch of fuckin pocky or something sticking out of the top for hair

time to pull this banger back out

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80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

im not still mad but i do think of it every time i see his massive face on a paddypower ad

danny dyer QRTed me saying he was shit in human traffic, sicced one (1) fan on me then deleted it and blocked me

chris you can fix this by leaving your creepy church and eating some fuckin burgers. the gays and theys were all about you as a Chubby Human Labrador

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

solve et fuckin coagula i guess gang

trying to square the circle between "i think it's creepy and melodramatic when cis people talk about Mourning The Pre-Transition You" and having to fucking kill the past version of myself actually

like im not saying its impossible it will ever hit cis people but i feel like if off-label usage of t is just Fine now on terf island (unless you're transitioning) op's claim simply doesnt hold up

right now there are so fucking many startups in the uk advertising testosterone for cis men and women!!! just for "tiredness"!!

i bet i'd be soooooo good at scheming

working on a bit where instead of "trans man" i call myself a "born eunuch" what do we think everyone

Discord screenshot which reads: peter steele kind of a homophobe but he's also gay for pussy (eng101) (eng101 is a smiley off Something Awful of like a little teacher with a pointer smiling toothily)

initiating the homies into goth music

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

I think it's great they're bringing Firefly back, because by keeping track of who expresses excitement about it we will be able to decide who we're going to eat first when our infrastructure collapses

“Great stuff, mate. Cheers & thanks.” Noise music guy leaving a Bandcamp review for a power electronics duo called Femicide War Crime

“she came to my dorm & started slamming my head against the exposed concrete & called me a fag“ theythem gayboy praising the top Sephora soundbar artist of the week

i in fact still say wicked bc it is a cool one

wicked was pretty common here on nornal island in like.... the 90s? 2000s? when i were a kid, anyway

last therapy session so i am delighted to announce i am now Normal

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

you are perhaps wondering was it just plain chicken and rice. and i say to you. no it was in like a curry sauce. again, with zero utensil use

used to work with a guy who'd eat what id estimate as 2 kilos of chicken and rice at lunch with his bare fucking hands

did a hair and beard this morning where the whole time i was like "im fucking this im fucking this they let me graduate barber school as a joke" but i just got a 5 star review so