daily kanakos

We’re going back in time to the development of Undertale Yellow to get Kanako OUT of the lab.

i;’m kon,kankso!

Literally WHAT is so fucking funny jackass

Hey its me kanako. Oh no! Im going to prison! Oh no! Im in the showers! Oh no! Theyre stabbing me! Thanks for viewing the latest Daily Kanako arc

Stay Tuned for the next Daily Kanako arc: Kanako goes to prison and gets stabbed in the showers and dies

Hopital

I punched a hole through the drywall at clover’s house and their parents picked me up with one hand and threw me out the window and sent me skidding across the asphalt and over the curb and past the sidewalk and into the front lawn of the house across the street

I feel so Grok!

No

Im so ai rn

Dude i forgot to tell you theres exacrly one walmart in the world that’ll pull guns on you if you show it and it was that one

Why didnt anyone redeem my discount

35% kanadiscount at yourlocal walmart. Present this post at checkoit. To redeem

Me

Nobody gives a flying fuck about anything I have to say.

Im playing Vincent

Join my fnaf rp guys

I love little puppies. Fluffy and fuzzy fun.

No

Thats not green thats beige

Hello Everybody. I am here announcing the very new and special, Kanako Church. It’s opening in Newport. Because I like cigarettes. Also its a megachurch. We have a firework show tonighr. And rottweilers will run free. Theyre all trained to kill. You have to escape them in order to make it to heaven

What

Bow

This has happened twice and i never had the heart to reply to them

The highest form of humor is toilet humor. Unfortunately, I cant make these jokes or some guy whos never heard of an Undertale Yellow is gonna be in my replies saying “yum” like im not 9

I can’t legally drive or own property

Shut up…

I’m Blue!

Stupid fuck asses at the dealership want me paying 318 dollars a month for this puece of shit. This is SCRAP ON WHEELS. You fucking PIGS. I fucking hate you

I’m buying a 2008 Mitsubishi Lancer