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Mendoza should be demoted. Lost control of the game immediately. Called an imaginary foul after watching the replay on the video board. Just embarassing.

09.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Us to RBNY

08.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would have really liked to see that game 11v11 because I think it would have been super entertaining.

We seemed to have actual intent going forward and it was stymied by The Incident.

08.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Or 10v10 after the shot to Duber’s face would have been interesting too

08.03.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I most certainly did not like that ref.

08.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Liked: Zilch
Disliked:
- VAR
- Rosendo Mendoza
- Nico pulling Nelson early.
- Dani getting injured because the other senior midfielders on this roster are not going to help this team in offense. Not sure if Ervin Torres or a short-term callup for Alastuey will help.

08.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Game is about the ref.

08.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

If Biro's foul was a red, that elbow certainly was.

08.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think I can take much away from that match besides really wanting to play Rosales on the left now.

08.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Austin FC loses 3-1 at Charlotte FC.

What did you like?

What didn’t you like?

08.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

This is typical Mendoza ad the center official

08.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And now a disallowed goal by VAR

08.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We are MLSing tonight.

08.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This half had everything:
-A soft red card;
-An ugly goal;
-A shambolic back pass for an Own Goal;
-injuries;
-10 extra minutes!

08.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The False Nine Predicts: Austin FC at FC Charlotte Preview: Sir Minty's Kingdom Cometh By Uncle Tony P.

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06.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Art

Art

06.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Liked:
Beautiful day at Q2
Facu’s service
Instance impact by our newest Superman
Disliked:
Dani’s sloppy play
Uzuni continues to be ineffective
DC looked awful and we let them stay in the game

02.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ref letting them play tactical foul bonanza for the whole game without cards. They just hacked every time we got 3 passes in a row. Wish Nico would be more vocal about that in the postgame

01.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Liked: winning a game they outplayed the other team

Disliked: the ref, DC’s general shithousing, day game

01.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I liked that we played on the front foot from first whistle. Biro and Jon looked sharp the full 90.

Didn’t like that Stroud was still allowed in Q2 after his shenanigans with SLFC

01.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Likes: the W, lovely weather, beautiful poster, the Torres/Nelson duo, Ramirez

Dislikes (many fewer than usual): refs, too many tries with too few goals

01.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Liked:
- Christian Ramirez.
- Lots of set pieces.
- Winning (however ugly it was).

Disliked:
- Why wear the dark uniform on a sunny afternoon day?
- TV whiteout.
- The ref.
- Had a lot of difficulty generating chances in open play.

01.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Liked seeing austin aggressive, and loved seeing them score with a guy who just joined at a steep discount

impressive from a team missing 3 key pieces

didnt like nearly losing out on 2 points again because the finishing just doesn't happen

01.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Liked:
Win.
Weather.
Debut goal.

Disliked:
Can't finish chances.
Ref?!

Want to like:
UZUNI PLEASE WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOU BUT WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU

01.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Austin FC beats DC United 1-0 thanks to a goal from newcomer Christian Ramirez.

What did you like?

What didn’t you like?

Admin starts. Didn’t like Jared Stroud

01.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Also the weather is gorgeous and if it stayed like this for awhile that would be really nice

01.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DC United's press is hopelessly passive and poses zero hard questions, great to see a team rep their city

01.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

First half thoughts:
-Referee’s first match in the center and it shows;
-Austin clearly outplaying DC but can’t convert set pieces;
-Gally/Rosales not on the same page on the right;
-DC is condensing lines and Austin needs to look to beat them over the top.

01.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dani continues to sport hair that causes early Justin Timberlake to ask β€œwhy?”

01.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0