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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 16804 πŸ” 4146 πŸ’¬ 283 πŸ“Œ 251
Cypress Hill, London Symphony Orchestra - Insane In The Brain (Live)
Cypress Hill, London Symphony Orchestra - Insane In The Brain (Live) YouTube video by CypressHillVEVO

"C'mon people, somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Possibly while high." www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Vd...

05.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's bomb all the schools then!

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02.03.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 276 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 6

I feel like a cure song right now. "And I LAUGH AND I CRY AND I LAUGH AND I CRY" *80s post punk guitar*

28.02.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They did you dirty, Joe. You were just a slow, old man we voted for. We then didn't vote for a black woman because she didn't have 10,000 years to decide and went with voting for another old man with actual dementia. Everyone blames Biden, but this really is the fault of Americans.

27.02.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Manosphere podcasters have second thoughts What have they wrought?

"The podcasters’ revisionist history of 2024 confirms they're kickboxing above their political weight class. But absolving themselves of responsibility is necessary because it's the only way manosphere listeners who also may be grappling with a case of voter’s remorse can exonerate themselves too."

27.02.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 758 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 26
A happy magic frog that says poof. You are now untired and very happy.

A happy magic frog that says poof. You are now untired and very happy.

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

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Patton Oswalt wants to be in new 'Mystery Science Theater 3000'
Patton Oswalt wants to be in new 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' YouTube video by AP Archive

Thanks for the kind words, @pattonoswalt.bsky.social. I'm a proud papa. www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Dt...

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talking about being there with your children is creepier.

10.02.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I visit Minnesota, I eat at Pizza Luce. Amazing food.

02.02.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

May I add, that it's also hilarious that despite a disturbing running gag. you're interested in coupons.

01.02.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They probably did this in response to the satanic panic back then. I got my first print issue in October so it was creepy as hell. Even for the onion.

01.02.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass

Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass

Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass https://theonion.com/trump-asks-nicki-minaj-to-explain-eating-ass/

29.01.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 2059 πŸ” 278 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 17

Marisa already covered this. "Tom Homan is a bitch."

27.01.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't insult my culture. Even if appropriated for a cheap, awful song with step by step instructions on dancing.

27.01.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How many of went here full of knowing we'd be beat to this? All we can do it like it.

27.01.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what stuck with these absolute evil idiots? Was it that they couldn't stand against a VA nurse? The video of a veteran's son where he's shown honoring his dad? Maybe it was the NRA having something to say. Maybe when news organization knew they could only call it murder?

27.01.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is what content creators could never create. Sheer honesty, poetic truth and a way of speaking to your heart in the simplest way. How many of us felt comfort because this man shared what we all felt.

27.01.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone asks from another country how they can help the USians that are suffering, boycott us. Pressure your reps do what you can to harm US monetarily. I will suffer so my fellow Americans understand the consequences of their actions and votes. Human decency over country.

24.01.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No no no. You don't understand. They suck Trump's chode. That's how you report when you have a tiny chode in your mouth.

24.01.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I imported my boyfriend from Minnesota. I can't deal with regular men.

24.01.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Zombie apocalypse social experiment in one bus ride. Nuts.

20.01.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was Obama's war on food just affordability? I'm glad Trump ramped up inflation so we could destroy the ability to eat ... anything at all.

20.01.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know shit's getting serious once they start using words you usually only hear over a boiling cauldron.

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Andrew Cuomo acts tough on TV. But when Donald Trump came after our Attorney General, Cuomo couldn't even name him. That's cowardice.

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