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@childlessgambino

I hate your friends and they hate me too kill your darlings. fuck AI one half of @bozemart.bsky.social 🫟 🔞 🇵🇸🍉 https://linktr.ee/nansome

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John Travolta in Pulp Fiction like ???

John Travolta in Pulp Fiction like ???

11.03.2026 05:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mercury is in retrograde and that's said to bring about weirdness with electronics. if you don't truck with astrology though then disregard, the computers are also sensing the country's turmoil

11.03.2026 05:22 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think the country really started declining when we started phasing out the toggle switch

11.03.2026 05:20 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hate the future

11.03.2026 05:18 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think he has the juice

11.03.2026 05:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the lead singer is a pedophile so we're gonna need to rethink this one

11.03.2026 05:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this reminds me of the people who were like "I can't finish a whole cookie, it's too big!!!" you come from weak stock and you won't survive the winter

11.03.2026 03:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you can't convince me the UK is a real place

11.03.2026 03:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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11.03.2026 03:43 👍 51 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

??????? are these people okay

11.03.2026 03:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

unfortunately I haven't heard of this one, so those posts are for me specifically. I'm sorry

11.03.2026 03:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😭 this is my thing with Harry Potter. okay no one told you you can't like it? why are you screaming at everyone who says anything about Rowling though. weirdo shit

11.03.2026 03:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

do y'all think we don't understand the concept of "shopping around"

11.03.2026 03:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just say thanks and walk away, I'm not your fucking mother

11.03.2026 03:03 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"I like your art but I didn't bring a lot of money with me" okay? I'd rather you just tried to steal something honestly

11.03.2026 03:02 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

register your email for our portal to hell

10.03.2026 19:26 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"just use our portal" so I can give my email to yet another entity and forget the password because I'll only use it every 19 months yeah sure no thanks

10.03.2026 19:25 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"just log into the portal" go to hell

10.03.2026 19:23 👍 52 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

like if they didn't want to use it for social networking (fail) what did they want to eventually use it for?

10.03.2026 16:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

can someone explain to me like I'm five, what else the atproto is used for

10.03.2026 16:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

dayum

10.03.2026 16:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😭 man I don't need this knowledge

10.03.2026 06:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they're still hard to find so I guess someone's still buying them?

10.03.2026 06:12 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

go fuck yourself

10.03.2026 05:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[Guy who is angrier than anyone has ever been]: "You are HUMILIATING yourself by repeatedly acting so BUTTHURT, you need to GROW UP and start TELLING THE TRUTH"

[The guy he's yelling at]: "pototo chipe"

10.03.2026 02:36 👍 168 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

everyone is psychotic now

10.03.2026 05:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bro are you good?

10.03.2026 05:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

???

10.03.2026 05:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what is happening???

10.03.2026 05:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

bless you! and also with you (?)

10.03.2026 04:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0