Kristin in the sky (I can fly twice as hiiigh)

@hielanlass

Obstinate, headstrong girl. I contain multitudes… and probably more than a few cans of diet Doc. She/her. I come in 3rd on quiz shows.

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Latest posts by Kristin in the sky (I can fly twice as hiiigh) @hielanlass

Bioengineered foodstuffs in my -GASP!- NATURE VALLEY?!?!! (clutches pearls, swoons)

26.11.2024 18:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gaetz = An Osmond from Temu. I said what I said.

22.11.2024 04:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lemon curry?

21.11.2024 01:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So, did everyone get here OK?

14.11.2024 22:41 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why do minivans always look so unbearably smug from the back?

22.11.2023 03:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have become an Gumby. MY BRAIN HURTS.

IT’LL HAVE TO COME OUT!

28.09.2023 23:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If there’s a nicer “fall” sound than rain off your chimney flashing while you’re inside all cozy, I’ve never heard it.

26.09.2023 01:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is it that people picking up free stuff NEVER DO IT ON TIME?! I have better stuff to do than wait and I can’t move my car until I unload this thing, jackwad. No good deed…

23.09.2023 01:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Howls of derision. HOWLS. OF. DERISION.

19.09.2023 20:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@hielanlass.bsky.social I can’t stand up for falling down…

14.09.2023 02:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought they’d called BS on this stuff ages ago - or maybe that was a cough med I read about.

14.09.2023 02:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alto (she intoned deeply) 😆

14.09.2023 01:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BURMA!
(I panicked.)

12.09.2023 16:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FLASH FLASH I LOVE YOU

09.09.2023 20:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ease down, Ripley. You’re just grinding metal. Ease down.

(This week needs nuked from orbit.)

09.09.2023 20:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Salutations! What’d I miss?

31.08.2023 20:55 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0