MAGIC BERNIE

If we ever start to assess societal value by anything other than ability to grift, Sam Altman will rightfully be recognized and one of history'a greatest idiots

As a thought experiment, imagine the world's preeminent military superpower, the only state to ever deploy nuclear weapons against people, doing anything ever to win the hearts and minds of anyone outside the imperial core at any time.

I've got a birthday coming up this year y'all

Back in the good old days, “Freedom isn't free" was either a comedy song or an expression of the need to sacrifice a rich guy to a volcano

18 Dems just voted *today* for Trump’s agenda. Does it make sense yet why they’re so unpopular?

What's wrong with your penis?

To all of you, everyone, the world over.

1) read your emails to see if this issue is already being addressed

2) OPEN A GODDAMNED TICKET

POV when it rains acidic petrochemicals on a city of seventeen million people.

the last few times iran has accepted a ceasefire, the US and israel have taken the opportunity to restock their weapons and then surprise attack iran again. "there's zero point in engaging in diplomacy with us any more" is what that strategy teaches

You forgot at least five instances of trying to sell somebody some bullshit they don't need or that he doesn't have the ownership to sell. Just because money

As a reminder:

YES Dungeons of DUSK is coming to mobile and

YES it really plays like this

Justifying my support of authoritarianism and war because I buy movie tickets

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

I wouldn't dare expect any less from such a man

Liberals: we will do literally anything and run literally anyone to entice swing voters Leftists: we're swing voters, we'll swing your way if you run someone we like Liberals: fuck off, we want the REAL swing voters: belligerent racists who hate us

There are a few tiers of spy and spy-adjacent stuff in production right now. I'd put Night Agent in the bottom tier of it. Reacher is the middle.

Slow Horses is far and away the top shelf of any cloak and dagger thing I'm aware of right now. Highly recommend if you haven't watched it.

True. I don't think Nixon cared any more than they do, but even he was a lot better at pretending

Acting like assassinating the leader, killing the entire chain of command and who knows how many civilians doesn't constitute regime change is a hell of a thing

A post on X from the betting platform Polymarket that says “BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.”

Literally as I’m arguing with someone about whether AI companies are misleading people into believing their technology possesses God-like super-intelligence I see this monstrosity

a man wearing a t-shirt that says ptfm is sitting at a desk ALT: a man wearing a t-shirt that says ptfm is sitting at a desk

How do I make a gif louder

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

I actually hope the door does hit her and it's both painful and embarrassing and then she goes to the Hague

First fall woman out of many he put out in front of the boys.

She absolutely deserves it and should be sent to the Hague directly, of course. Just interesting that the most likely to fall are her, Leavitt and Bondi from what I can see. Almost like Stephen Miller set them up like this.

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

Man, if he's not careful then when Keir Starmer gets the boot he'll be conscripted into service here as chair of the DNC to serve as loyal opposition to President Bondi who totally won that election and why are we talking about this the Dow is at 69420

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