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World weary, aviation career buff, love sports and music ❤️

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A robin sits on a wooden bench and stares at me as I take its portrait with a backdrop of blurry leaves and hints of sky.

A robin sits on a wooden bench and stares at me as I take its portrait with a backdrop of blurry leaves and hints of sky.

Robin.

#britishbirds #birdsofbluesky #spring

14.03.2026 18:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
your month your staring cat caffeine source

your month your staring cat caffeine source

your month your staring cat caffeine source

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12.03.2026 15:08 👍 366 🔁 66 💬 3 📌 42
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a cartoon of a robot saying " i 'm not familiar with the type of thing i 'm seeing " ALT: a cartoon of a robot saying " i 'm not familiar with the type of thing i 'm seeing "

Today I'm seeing Futurama references everywhere and I cannot help it

14.03.2026 11:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t believe nobody wanted to read the articles nobody bothered to write

14.03.2026 01:34 👍 6478 🔁 1759 💬 44 📌 18

I don't want Labour's cast-offs, thanks. The Greens can build properly from a growing pool of people who actually want the best for the country, not just to preserve their own gravy train.

14.03.2026 09:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I live in Hebden Bridhe, my family have known Mothin for a long time. They come for me, they're getting both barrels of "Mothin is a fabulous human and the world needs more people like him".

14.03.2026 09:41 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you'd like some light to brighten up these dark times, I highly recommend a read of the quoteskeets to this.

The Internet will always remain undefeated

14.03.2026 08:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And it's hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country.

He is the poet laureate the world needs

14.03.2026 08:50 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Reform's over there, Ed.

11.03.2026 19:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Personally, I think they look better and more natural individually, but either way they are great pictures

11.03.2026 10:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is it sad that I have a spreadsheet up and running

11.03.2026 01:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@cheapshow.bsky.social @ashens.bsky.social @oliverharper.bsky.social update on the League of Extraordinary Board Games - top of the league after 22 episodes is Operation Raid Response with 13 points, and bottom to the surprise of nobody is G.I.Joe Live The Adventure with a whopping 3 points!

10.03.2026 22:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

funnily enough, I pronounce testicles as if it is a Greek philosopher a la Heracles

10.03.2026 18:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Airport parking is such a rip-off these days. For one week I've just paid almost half of the total amount I spent on the holiday I'm flying out to

10.03.2026 13:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Their AI system is absolute garbage and cannot do the job of a huma, but the monolithic corporation places profits ahead of good governance so we get the shittiest moderation system known to man.

10.03.2026 11:08 👍 57 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Are you saying it must...expire?

10.03.2026 09:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thing is though advertising execs would be delighted with a 10% conversion rate. Truth is that X will probably have a way lower conversion rate but fanbois will have voted yes which will skew the numbers in an upward manner.

10.03.2026 09:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If parking charges encourage more onto the public transport system, then yes it's a good thing. Reduced traffic on the streets, less pollution, and for those that do pay for parking the city benefits.

Seems like a win win to me.

10.03.2026 09:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Intentionally crude illustration of a cat with wide open mouth making various cat noises. Caption reads “let me sing you the song of my people”

Intentionally crude illustration of a cat with wide open mouth making various cat noises. Caption reads “let me sing you the song of my people”

Song.
#art #cat

09.03.2026 10:40 👍 215 🔁 60 💬 4 📌 1

Why is it these cunts always seem to live until they're 162 years old? I've been certain Rupert Murdoch was close to death for the last 20 years now

09.03.2026 08:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A seagull sits on a rock, the gull has been extruded from the background using a clipping mask with the background forming the letters of the word Spring along the bottom.

A seagull sits on a rock, the gull has been extruded from the background using a clipping mask with the background forming the letters of the word Spring along the bottom.

Messy simple clipping mask

08.03.2026 13:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A seabird sits on a rock. The bird has been separated from the background using a clipping mask, with the background comprising the word Spring along the bottom of the image.

A seabird sits on a rock. The bird has been separated from the background using a clipping mask, with the background comprising the word Spring along the bottom of the image.

It's springtime!

08.03.2026 13:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A gannet glides on the wing. The gannet has been separated from the background using a clipping mask in Photoshop, and text spelling the word Gannet has been placed under the soaring bird.

A gannet glides on the wing. The gannet has been separated from the background using a clipping mask in Photoshop, and text spelling the word Gannet has been placed under the soaring bird.

Gannet.

08.03.2026 13:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why hasn't the makers of Head & Shoulders made a bodywash called Knees & Toes?

08.03.2026 13:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck that. Racists being racists is not the fault of their target, not ever.

08.03.2026 11:01 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How so? Out of the million insane tweets he’s sent, how is THIS going to be the one that comes back to bite him?

08.03.2026 10:55 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know what I think would fix the offside VAR issue?

Umpire's Call.

If the offside is less than a certain distance, then the call remains with the onfield decision. Puts power back into the hands of the on field officials and also responsibility.

08.03.2026 10:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Forget all the other stuff, the Epstein Files, the wars, the shit economy, THIS is what will bring him down!

08.03.2026 09:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, how naive. You think a person who has never upheld any promise he’s made will uphold this one?

08.03.2026 09:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And you think Trump will honour that agreement?

08.03.2026 09:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0