Rob Sarvis

I hear that the most important thing in a relationship is communication.

a man holding a cup with the words but most of us are dave behind him Alt: Kids in the Hall "These are the Daves I know."

Then my work is done.

Now if I had a house on Dave Drive.

"A" girl next door, or "The" girl next door?

Are you still coming down from a funnel cake high?

a man wearing a sombrero sits at a desk with his feet up and the words i 'll allow it above him Alt: Chang from Community wearing a sombrero and saying "I'll allow it".

As long as you don't try that with other people's mouths.

Gotta love those rolling anxiety attacks.

A spray bottle, for close talkers.

My pollen sneezes have my neighbors beating on the walls and asking me to keep it down.

Innovative company + Private Equity = Crappy product -> bankruptcy.

It may have been that way all along, but we have the ability to detect them better now.

Underwater earthquake shakes along historic fault line off Charleston’s coast Early Friday morning, the U.S. Geological Survey detected a minor submarine earthquake on a historic fault line off the Lowcountry’s coast.

Underwater earthquake shakes along historic fault line off Charleston’s coast www.live5news.com/2026/03/13/u...

"Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative".

#OscarWilde

@handynan.bsky.social

How is your patient doing?

Therapist: What brings you in today?

Me: I still don't have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.

Therapist: Oh dear. Let me put on the kettle.

A mouse convention has a key note squeaker.

The “I’m Spartacus” of 2026.

“Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada.”

#TheLastStarfighter

I guess Michael Stipe wasn’t quite right about it it starting with an earthquake
birds and snakes, and aeroplanes.

#TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt

That’s a Texas sized 10-4.

Pitter patter. Let’s get at er.

The new McKetchup sandwich. Coming soon.

Last chance for snow angels.

Best Of Curt Smith | Psych YouTube video by Psych Official

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Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World (Lyrics) YouTube video by 7clouds Rock

Everybody wants to rule the... (doodley doodley doodley doodley) world.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ-U...

I bought that for my cousin. She’s wrapping up Kindergarten in a couple of months.

Roller Derby? Most of the matches are at night. I think there is still eye liner involved though.

kermit the frog and fozzie bear are driving a car with the words `` time to hit the road '' written on the screen . Alt: kermit the frog and fozzie bear are driving a car with the words `` time to hit the road '' written on the screen .

Congrats.