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Jess | 29 | they/them | @jesmalestiel on ao3 I write things about fictional characters. I hope you enjoy it. If you don't there's lots of other stuff to read so... go read that instead?

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I really enjoyed that K-Pop Demon Hunters movie this year. I've watched it three times

The music was great, and k-pop music is an undeniable phenomenon.

But also this....

28.12.2025 18:52 πŸ‘ 716 πŸ” 252 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 24

I hope that you get
to go be somewhere peaceful
and have a lil treat

11.09.2025 22:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not me being in my #winterhawk era, this ship snuck up on me and all of a sudden it’s my whole personality 🀣

10.09.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Boston Mayor Michelle Wu:

β€œSilence in the face of oppression is not an option. The U.S. Attorney General asked for a response by today. So here it is…Stop attacking our cities to hide your administration's failures.”

19.08.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 25428 πŸ” 7230 πŸ’¬ 505 πŸ“Œ 515

Still can’t get over how much I loved Superman and I have never been a DC girlie (/gn) but like now I kinda be like πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

29.07.2025 15:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No spoilers but fantastic four is, for lack of a better term, fantastic 😍

25.07.2025 00:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw the new Jurassic World movie and ngl it lowkey slaps. And I’m not even a Jurassic girlie like that πŸ˜‚

03.07.2025 02:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Uncensored, it's very vanilla 🍦

16.04.2025 23:03 πŸ‘ 1686 πŸ” 235 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 2

#GoodOmensAstro

😍🀩 Many Kudos to all the fanfic writers!!!

14.04.2025 23:55 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I’m eastern US and my partner is currently 6 hours ahead… but then is gonna go back to 7 at the end of this month… and then in the fall it will be 8 hours for a bit before going back to 7… and so on. 🀣

11.03.2025 16:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Daylight savings has always been brutal, but ever since I started making more international friends online its gotten even more chaotic with all the time zone shenanigans added into it. πŸ˜‚

11.03.2025 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Samesies!! Only my 3 AM is about five hours after yours. 🀣

11.03.2025 07:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Crowley just wants the touching 😌

10.03.2025 22:48 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

New lock screen background just dropped. Happy birthday to meeeeee

02.03.2025 23:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These ducks are everything thank y’all soooooooo much!!

02.03.2025 22:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: why am I so tired?
Also me: has barely eaten and not drank enough water
Me: truly a mystery

22.02.2025 22:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œi was born in the wrong era” not me. i love reading 100k words of fanfiction on my phone and talking to gay people online.

18.02.2025 17:26 πŸ‘ 797 πŸ” 257 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5
A digital illustration of a version of the Good Omens character Crowley with long red hair and sunglasses, looking over their shoulder under an umbrella.

A digital illustration of a version of the Good Omens character Crowley with long red hair and sunglasses, looking over their shoulder under an umbrella.

Still feeling kinda shy about sharing my art, but I think this is fairly decent? I used a photo of myself as a reference.

18.02.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh yes Crowley wants that one angel 😌

04.02.2025 17:52 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Illustration of Angel Crowley laughing joyfully

Illustration of Angel Crowley laughing joyfully

I’ve been terrible about remembering to post about it on here, but I participated in the GOetry Pillow Fight event last month, end collaborated on five really great poems, as well as created this art! You can read all the poems in this series: archiveofourown.org/series/4563940

03.02.2025 14:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

27.01.2025 23:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

The reason A.I. is being shoved down our throats is shareholders want a return on their investment. Every company that integrates this crappy tech into their products knows you don't want it, but they've sunk too much money into it and don't care. Turn it off, don't use it, don't look back.

24.01.2025 02:20 πŸ‘ 13786 πŸ” 4102 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 29
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They are both right 😌

#GoodOmens

24.01.2025 15:08 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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20.01.2025 23:33 πŸ‘ 17249 πŸ” 15935 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 344

Get in loser, we’re posting lock screens

(Art made by @sososomebody.bsky.social for my #PrincessBride and #GoodOmens fusion fanfic: archiveofourown.org/works/606929...)

21.01.2025 06:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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They deserve such a big hug πŸ₯Ή

13.01.2025 23:51 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3

I know that I’m late to the party but I feel like the fact that #KAOS was cancelled is probably a crime

11.01.2025 05:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Chapter 9: The Wedding

Summary:

β€œWhat are our liabilities?”

β€œThere is but one working castle gate, and it is guarded by one hundred brutes.” Nina replied, gently pulling Crowley up so that they could peek over the wall. Frowning, Crowley allowed them to sit her back down behind the wall.

β€œAnd our assets?” Crowley asked, now flexing his feet.

β€œYour brains, Maggie’s strength, and my steel.” Nina replied confidently.

Crowley stared at her in shock before shaking his head. β€œThat’s it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan, maybe I could come up with something. But this…”

Chapter 9: The Wedding Summary: β€œWhat are our liabilities?” β€œThere is but one working castle gate, and it is guarded by one hundred brutes.” Nina replied, gently pulling Crowley up so that they could peek over the wall. Frowning, Crowley allowed them to sit her back down behind the wall. β€œAnd our assets?” Crowley asked, now flexing his feet. β€œYour brains, Maggie’s strength, and my steel.” Nina replied confidently. Crowley stared at her in shock before shaking his head. β€œThat’s it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan, maybe I could come up with something. But this…”

YALL the way I posted the penultimate chapter of AS YOU WISH, my #GoodOmens and #PrincessBride fusion fanfic but then got so eager for everyone else to read the rest that I didn’t last half an hour before posting the final chapter 😍 archiveofourown.org/works/606929...

10.01.2025 17:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
As You Wish Chapter Seven Alt Version: I Would Not Say Such Things (Torture Removed) – Jesmalestiel Tells Tales

There is now an alternate version of this chapter where the CW’d content has been removed posted on my personal fanfic website jesmalestiel.com/2024/12/as-y...

08.01.2025 17:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0