I can’t say for sure, but I’m relatively confident that the video of Zelenskyy getting bullied by Mango Mussolini and JD Prance went directly into Putin’s spank bank. #SlavaUkraini
“This is just awesome hockey.”
THEY HAVEN’T PLAYED ANY HOCKEY YET.
I am confusion.
So, I’m watching the #4NationsFaceoff, and, WTF is happening here?!
I’ve never felt more like Michael Steele, yes, THAT Michael Steele, than I do right now.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Y9XoWw/
I’m about to get hammered and run for Congress in Ohio. Can’t do any worse than Dave Joyce.
Let me say this in no uncertain terms: the President’s actions today are illegal.
Cutting off people from healthcare, childcare, and other services is cruel.
The State of Illinois will fight this unlawful order with everything we have.
TIRED: “Small business loves Trump”
WIRED: “Small business sues Trump”
@cnbc.com
www.cnbc.com/2025/01/28/l...
Fuck Around? C’mere, there’s someone I want you to meet! Allow me to introduce you to Find Out.
Dipshit union members who voted for Cheeto Jesus: “He’s for the working class!”
Cheeto Jesus: *Sets in motion the end of the National Labor Relations Act”
DUMWVFCJ: *surprised Pikachu face*
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Who could’ve guessed that an armed and violent lunatic, when pardoned, would repeat his pattern of being an armed and violent lunatic.
I mean, Dr. Fucking Phil is riding along with ICE as they terrorize immigrants. Are we great yet?
Swasticars is cracking me up
"I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction" - Clarence Darrow
Inside of a book called Ducks: And, How to Make Them Pay. Caption reads: Review: "Let me tell you I was bitterly disappointed to learn that this book is, in fact, an instructional guide to the profitable husbandry of ducks as a craft. There is not one sliver of insight about holding ducks accountable for their crimes against humanity, Earth or God."
Same as it ever was
O-H #RoseBowl
"The youngest wedded were three 10-year-old girls in Tennessee who married men aged 24, 25 and 31 in 2001. The youngest groom was an 11-year-old who married a 27-year-old woman in the same state in 2006." 😥
Quite honestly it’s the weirdest thing since coming to Bluesky - the whole “let’s try to get a bazillion followers” thing.
I don’t even know what I’d do if any of my social media accounts had that many followers. I feel like I’d suddenly have pressure to produce quality content.
2025 is *literally* coming in hot.
I just got this job. We ain’t been on but 10 episode, and you talkin bout drinking?! No sir. 😂😂
from TMZ: Tesla Cybertruck Erupts Into Flames Outside Trump Hotel in Las Vegas
perfect. no notes.
Good god.
I do love a good community note.
The night is dark and full of terrors.
…like Laura Loomer.
Womp, womp
Well, it's a good Boxing Day when Mike Flynn loses against me in court, again.
NORM LEWIS AS JAVERT! #LesMiserables #Broadway
