Eli B here now I guess

You should try Book of Hours

Instead he kills him but gets the catch so nobody bats an eye

Bang, bang, bang.

The Dodgers are doing blood sacrifices to keep this game alive

If walking Ohtani 7 times is what it takes, I can accept that.

Joe Davis pukes up 487 pitches

Clipped screenshot from the above Jon Bois skeet, reading "just went to @stathead.con again. shohei tonight is the only guy ever"

It paid off, I guess

That's great, now please turn around and face the wall in character.

Protecting your research from a country that is removing funding and suppressing medical research is heroic actually. Better to have it never be proprietary but specifically right now this is absolutely necessary.

@anybody joking in the relies about not being able to read, I have some good news for you about something communist revolutionary projects have a really solid track record with

that about sums it up

there are lovely friends

Sunday night is Walton Goggins Night and it is very good

Why do we even have gender/sex on ID's at all?

It’s funny to think of how impatient the American news media would be with a President who says “we’re going to have some economic bumps, some issues in our transition, a few rough patches, but we’re giving people Universal Healthcare!” but with evil alot of them are like ok maybe he has a point

I'm worried the baby thinks that people can't change

Had the sudden urge to boot up Papers, Please today. Wonder why. Maybe I'll run through a couple more @dukope.bsky.social games

dnd players: I swear I took notes but how many rings did you say the dwarves got?

dm: *sigh* let me get the poem out again

that explains a lot

I'm so excited for these!

which one??? it has happened so many times 😫

I need Vegapunk to finish a sentence. Please just tell me!

omg kirby confit

Every fridge needs this

*sigh*

I'm going to the Snap-On truck. Anybody need anything?

ripping out a lot of stitches in crochet is both very satisfying and very sad

ooh, which ones?

Rico, by Dead Selves 16 track album

We just put out a very gay second record, if you're into that:
deadselves.bandcamp.com/album/rico