The producers on The Apprentice used to have to re-edit episodes to make Trump’s insane choices of who to fire look less insane. What could possibly go wrong with that guy as actual President of the United States?
TARIFFS ONLY DO THE THING YOU WANT THEM TO DO IF THEYRE A TAX OMG IM GOING INSANE
Literally “up is down”
This is absolutely hilarious.
Russell Brand shares fake redacted file claiming that Penelope Keith shot JFK.
Clearly didn't read it.
Mind you, it's no madder than some of the other theories.
The Daily Not-Rothko is blue light on grass behind a wall in Cleethorpes
t’s hard to believe it’s the same dog. His fur is growing in all over now.
For the first time in his life he feels fully relaxed and safe.
If a picture could tell a thousand words this is it. Every dog should have a home 🥰🙏 (5/5)
This is how it’s done.
Three garden visitors , shared by Paula ( @bikebunny1 ) on Twitter for today's #FoxOfTheDay
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flavor flav has a penchant for speaking about himself in the third person [citation needed]
did flavor flav write this
A bit of rainbowage over Glenmore
Carl Jung, has always stayed with me
Am I having a stroke or did Trump just talk about the US “owning” Gaza? And maybe sending US troops?
The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.
Who is the Marc Elias of unconstitutional takeover of the government? Would like those lawsuits pronto please and thank you.
I’m just curious. Do you think MAGA world would be upset if the headline below read: “George Soros and Associates Reportedly Now Control Massive Federal Database.”
Do you think Hannity would blow a gasket? www.mediaite.com/news/musk-an...
I'm still on Twitter. It's worse than ever.
I like Ange but he can’t go round stealing Morrissey lyrics like that
not to downplay the ugliness of this but this is the equivalent of busywork. they are giving him executive orders to sign so that it feels like he’s doing something.
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RFK Jr opening statement at his confirmation hearings
youtu.be/TJXmlDZKLJU?...
Ok sure, eggs are more expensive and inflation isn’t lowering, but at least they cut the funding for childhood cancer research, stopped monitoring Bird flu, shutdown Medicaid, stripped hungry kids of their school lunches and took hot meals away from seniors
Stop condemning poor people trying to survive, and start condemning the rich people who made them so desperate in the first place.
Pete Hegseth is what Elon Musk and Adolph H would create in a Weird Science reboot, according to Donald Trump on this week's brand new ep of Making Podcasts Great Again ("Brown Noise Machine") wherever you listen to pods
One of the first dogs we ever rescued. Lady.
She couldn't walk, was covered in fleas and was going to die alone. Nearly 2 Years later she is still going strong with lovely Jamie who is retired and stepped up to adopt her
Trump takes credit for the...wait...rain.
Jim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."
Philip Low Chairman, CEO & Founder, NeuroVigil; iBrain I have known Elon Musk at a deep level for 14 years, well before he was a household name. We used to text frequently. He would come to my birthday party and invite me to his parties. He would tell me everything about his women problems. As sons of highly accomplished men who married venuses, were violent and lost their fortunes, and who were bullied in high school, we had a number of things in common most people cannot relate to. We would hang out together late in Los Angeles. He would visit my San Diego lab. He invested in my company. Elon is not a Nazi, per se. He is something much better, or much worse, depending on how you look at it. Nazis believed that an entire race was above everyone else. Elon believes he is above everyone else. He used to think he worked on the most important problems. When I met him, he did not presume to be a technical person - he would be the first to say that he lacked the expertise to understand certain data. That happened later. Now, he believes he has all the solutions. All his talk about getting to Mars to "maintain the light of consciousness" or about "free speech absolutism" is actually BS Elon knowingly feeds people to manipulate them. Everything Elon does is about acquiring and consolidating power. That is why he likes far right parties, because they are easier to control. That is also why he gave himself $56 Billion which could have gone to the people actually doing the work and innovations he is taking credit for at Tesla. His lust for power is also why he did xAl and Neuralink, to attempt to compete with OpenAl and NeuroVigil, respectively, despite being affiliated with them. Unlike Tesla and Twitter, he was unable to conquer those companies and tried to create rivals. I fired him with cause in December 2021 when he tried to undermine NV. Elon did two Nazi salutes...
Also on his LinkedIn:
Philip Low: www.linkedin.com/posts/dr-phi...
A 3% annual growth rate, seen by economists as a decent rate, means the economy doubling in size every 20-odd years, which is absolutely disastrous for the environment, so there’s that. We really need to find new measures of ‘progress’.
This is how we feed 1000 street dogs a fresh home cooked meal every single day here in Thailand including costs and logistics… (1/10) 🧵
I am urged to tell you that Matt Berry has a new album. Yes, it is on 8 track.
