I've decided to make a sort of energy weapon using elastic bands I've stolen from nearby elementary school classrooms
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I've decided to make a sort of energy weapon using elastic bands I've stolen from nearby elementary school classrooms
another quick drink recipe:
- 1 and a half oz Havana Club (light rum)
- half an oz of Appleton Estate (Jamaican rum)
- 2 and a half oz pineapple juice
- half an oz of maple syrup
- 3/4 oz of lime juice
- 2 dashes ango bitters
this shaken drink is the Blade Runner 2049
The Florida Panthers, man.
#SDP #Panthers
Winter Olympians are WILD
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That one lady gets to hold the pierogi and she is correctly delighted
Martinez
Loves
Lions
In honor of Super Bowl Sunday this weekend, may I present to you #1 Lions fan Alec Martinez
the rare -0.00 rating from the OT winner
With VCT 2026 starting, the Kickoff tournaments have brought a lot of changes that are adding up to a different experience than previous years. I talked to grubinho about the new format and how @valorant.giantx.gg are trying to build on 2025.
My latest for vlr dot gg:
www.vlr.gg/617327/grubi...
The 1950s, everyone
Hey, so, my first ever video essay is out thanks to the people over at @akshonesports.bsky.social! Please watch and give feedback, would love to start a conversation on this topic, while also (hopefully) showing off my writing skills for video.
youtu.be/8eVxIHM-f3Y?...
where is the tower of pimps ray
TSN broadcast just described the Blue Jackets penalty killing as their achilles heel and I must protest.
The Senators lost a game where they outshot their opponent 34 to 19 while scoring 5 goals.
Brutal.
Hey, remember when I said you had a chance? Yeah, we have the worst goaltending in league history.
Even so, as soon as the #Sens get passive, they lose. Energy and effort are what makes a good PK.
Through and through (the legs) this is nasty Tim 'He is Him' Stützle 🤮
#GoSensGo
We can agree that these refs are, let's just say, not good. Games not over, though, not with our goaltending.
Oh, and while this shouldn't be how the game is called at all, that non-call might've been a makeup call for the non-call on the removal of Jensen's helmet? Or maybe it just was a standard ref miss.
Honestly, the Canadiens should've just called it because it is a straight-up coin flip nowadays. There is no set explanation for what is and isn't goalie interference, so why not? It's a 50/50 that a goal doesn't count. Surprised they didn't challenge.
Josh Anderson takes off Nick Jensen's helmet earlier in the 2nd period.
No call.
Nick Cousins takes off Alex Carrier's helmet.
Penalty.
- 2 parts five alive citrus (or any other citrus juices, but mixed citrus juices, not just lemon, lime, orange or pineapple)
- 1 part vokda
- 2 dashes ago bitters (mix)
- add some ice, then top up with ginger ale
- simple syrup (to taste)
based off a transfusion cocktail
Stutzle scores the empty net and the #Sens secure the win. 8-4, a game where the Sens were in complete control from start to finish. The third was their worst, but with how good their first and second were, they were allowed to let in a few. Both wins on the back-to-back is always nice.
Okay, that was an egregious goal against by Leevi, with a team screen by Jensen. First of the game, second goal for Laf, now 7-4 with 4 minutes to go.
Feel bad for Leevi; he's been good but the few breakdowns in the second and third have all been very high danger chances.
Wouldn't be a #Sens road game without a goal allowed on the penalty kill. Blocked shot leads to a second of confusion, and Laf scores. 7-3.
Perron makes it 7-2, with the fourth line really shining. A soft one on Martin for sure, but shooting the puck leads to moments like that. #Sens
#Sens caught cheating for offense, with Perreault scoring his second. Now 6-2 with 15 to go.
Shame, no shutout for Leevi with a quick counterattack leading to a wide-open Ranger out front. 6-1 at the end of the second, still a huge lead for the #Sens. Plus, Trocheck takes a needless penalty, so the Sens will start the third with a PP and a five-goal lead.
Uh, I feel bad. Chabot now. 6-0 #Sens.
