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GREAT NEWS!
A special task force of elderly bald men, smelling of chives and armed with small penises, has arrived to liberate Dubai from the Iranian onslaught!
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It's a long read but it's incredible.

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So Badenoch, Farage and Blair think the Iran war is a great idea? Hmm … | John Crace Kemi may be all in favour, but at least economic realpolitik is forcing her to take a slightly different tack

John Crace on the money as usual

So Badenoch, Farage and Blair think the Iran war is a great idea? Hmm … | John Crace www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

When you've arranged a very important meeting with your good pal Donny, but he decides to change his plans at the last minute....

‘Dark, like our future’: Iranians describe scenes of catastrophe after Tehran’s oil depots bombed Residents report terror of smoke-filled city, from potentially toxic rain, air and water to food scarcity and difficulty of escape

For everyone who's gone green (environmentally friendly), in 1 week Trump and Israel have caused more greenhouse gas than Nigel Far-rages mouth in a month.

‘Dark, like our future’: Iranians describe scenes of catastrophe after Tehran’s oil depots bombed www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Bites you in the arse part 2

Sometimes an idiots words can come back and bite them in the arse. Just love it.

Does it say LESS on the back of his cap?

Go Victoria 🙌🙌🙌

I have it on good authority that his name is Donald Trump.

They need our fucking language though. Get your own your war mongering bastards.

And they honestly needed a poll to say that?

Do you still have lunatic asylums in the US? At least you shouldn't allow them access to mobile phones.

They seek him here, they seek him there, Clacton seeks him everywhere.

The fall of France wasn't the start of the war though.

People's idea of justice vary considerably. For me justice has been served.

YOU CAN'T BUILD BOMBS WITHOUT OUR DIRT, MATE So let me get this straight.

This is a good read

ifloz.substack.com/p/you-cant-b...

Or open an X account and post something sensible.

Surely an edit feature can't be all that difficult.

The piffling piffle waffler strikes again

Nigel Farage to discuss Chagos Islands deal at Mar-a-Lago dinner with Donald Trump tonight - UK politics live Reform UK leader told a ‘Save Chagos Boat Party’ yesterday he would be raising the issue in his meeting with the president

Nigel Farage that great explorer and discoverer of the Chagos islands is going to dine with another prick and talk a load of comple bollocks.

Nigel Farage to discuss Chagos Islands deal at Mar-a-Lago dinner with Donald Trump tonight - UK politics live www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

He's a child molester. Make America Grope Again.

Messi must be aiming for Infantine's job. It needs someone corrupt with no scruples or morals. They're pre requisites.

If anyone doubted this was all about oil, surely this proves it.

Andrew Neil has friends ??

So now she's gone. Can't be because of corruption but maybe because she was stupid enough to get found out so easily.
The tip of the ICEberg gone, let's hope it melts the rest

So now she's gone. Can't be because of corruption but maybe because she was stupid enough to get found out so easily.
The tip of the ICEberg gone, let's hope it melts the rest.