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The same way certain Gary Webb shot himself twice in the back of the head.

22.11.2025 17:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fake Christians - if recalled correctly in the parable of the Good Samaritan, when stumbling on the beaten naked man - the Samaritan ask the victim to prove their nationality and then as with all good Christians reported them to the authority so they can be deported.

13.11.2025 13:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Objection Robe Daddy/Mummy, I find the Legal Bottom argument in contempt!

08.11.2025 05:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't forget the numbered goons that will be on living wages and European style coverage for leave and insurance.

08.11.2025 05:31 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Would you kindly ignore any political subtext in the game.

07.11.2025 22:42 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But for some reason they get the most air time...

05.11.2025 11:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You'll have to pry my cube out of my cold dead hand round head.

03.11.2025 17:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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GSREX-110309 Ball Boy The GSREX-110309 Ball Boy (GSREX-110309 ボール・ボーイ, GSREX-110309 Bōru Bōi?) is a mobile suit appearing in Mobile Suit Gundam U.C. ENGAGE. The GSREX-110309 Ball Boy is a type of handmade mobile suit devel...

RB79 Ball with legs can't hurt you, RB79 Ball with legs isn't real...

gundam.fandom.com/wiki/GSREX-1...

02.11.2025 20:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's funny, when people talk about illegal immigrants they never remember things like Morecambe Bay or the Essex Lorry...

It's never - will those illegal cockle pickers be safe this morning?

02.11.2025 16:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why Ebenezer...
Oliver is literally talking to Mr Bumble - who sells him after he dares to ask for more, much like a certain orange turd.

Bonus point - Mr and Mrs Bumble runs a workhouse for children.

01.11.2025 13:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Doesn't the red poppy convey this exact sentiment...

In Flanders fields, the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead.

(1st verse) In Flander Field - John McRae

31.10.2025 08:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe if the uppity Bajoran spoke Cardassian and showed signs that they want to integrate with the Dominion we wouldn't have to always use the stick.

30.10.2025 12:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would you say they were abnormally angry...ragey even?

29.10.2025 09:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have you got a moment to speak about the greater good sir/madame?

27.10.2025 11:10 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you, did not know this!

23.10.2025 11:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wake me when the Sriracha is in an udder.

23.10.2025 11:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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UK government hands secret services cloud contract to AWS Hands up who wants to do that info migration

I did wonder how the AWS outage would impact GCHQ...
www.theregister.com/2021/10/26/u...

23.10.2025 08:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Cloud infrastructure must be nationalized or at least broken up. They have such a big strangle hold on modern life - look what happened when Crowdstrike took down Azure.

The scenario you are describing is happening already - www.reuters.com/investigatio...

23.10.2025 08:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So for Britain they couldn't even be bothered to pay for a British artist.

22.10.2025 09:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Be a dickhead to everyone (what even is the opposite of heart smiley emoji?)

22.10.2025 08:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The pastor then provides their immediate family with jobs, the margin shows as none profit - roles needed to keep spreading Christianity to the masses (which satisfy the for social, collective or public benefits)

This stuff is never an easy fix.

20.10.2025 08:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Palestinian girl, 12, dies after suffering from malnutrition for months - reports Huda lost half her bodyweight in a matter of months, forcing her to be admitted to hospital. In July, she said she knew she looked unwell and that the war in Gaza had "changed" her.

"Mainstream" media is literally saying a 12 year old Palestinian girl died of malnutrition - the article even mentions Israel blocking aid...

Go touch grass.

news.sky.com/story/palest...

13.10.2025 10:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In my dreams at sleep,
I am banging your mothers,
At same time got em

- gokuashnaruto

12.10.2025 08:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I fear if I dare show dissent against Miss Parton, she will unleash the Eldritch horror known as Jolene to take me away to God knows where...

09.10.2025 13:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's like they've never played knifey spooney before..disgusting.

06.10.2025 07:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you want something more cheerful try the wonderful Christmas OVA War in the Pocket - it's as good as a pile of hamburgers!

03.10.2025 14:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This isn't really a fair comparison - SK is many times smaller than the US and much more centralized.

Brazil is a much fairer comparison however Bolsanaro was jailed after his opposition won, that horse has long bolted.

02.10.2025 15:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Probably multiple retries and missed DD taking a toll on their Credit Rating. Council very likely reached out to check if they were in financial difficulty - they did this with my dad after losing my mum and he missed his business rate payments.

02.10.2025 11:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Kochan sent his executioner, and when the blind man was sitting on the toilet at night, emptying his stomach, he pierced him with a sharp spear from behind to the bowels of the abdomen" - sometimes you just have to be glad that modern innovation means speared up the bum mid poo is no longer a risk

01.10.2025 15:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When the white mage is tired of your stupid ass stepping on the AoE.

29.09.2025 08:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0