THERE ARE THREE KINDS OF MEN.
THE ONE THAT LEARNS BY READING.
THE FEW WHO LEARN BY OBSERVATION...
..THE REST OF THEM HAVE TO PEE ON THE ELECTRIC FENCE FOR THEMSELVES.
When your security posture is just about compliance..
Turns out I have O.C.D.
Old, Cranky & Dangerous...
Cyber security budgets be like...
WHEN A MIME DIES DO HIS FRIENDS OBSERVE A MOMENT OF TALKING?
Hopefully your #cybersecurity is better than most.. #infosec #cybersec #cert
Only 2 big sleeps to go!
Quite a valid #cyberrating for most #iot
#infosec #cybersec
Which #nickname fits best for your #lazy #coworker ?
Calling someone a #fuckwit is only an insult if they are not a #fuckwit. But if they are, then your helping them towards self #awareness and #enlightenment.. which makes you #Awesome
Some parents run a tight ship.
I run a pirate ship.
There is some swearing.
Some drinking,
And a touch of mutiny from the tiny raiders I created...
SOME SAY IT'S WRONG TO
FILL FARM ANIMALS WITH HELIUM.
BUT I SAY WHATEVER
FLOATS YOUR GOAT!
Are EYE DROPS
CONSIDERED
BLINKER FLUID?
