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Goddess of Spring and Apple Blossom Maid | pomologist, poetess, princess, Otherworldly cider hall waitress, and your friendly apple maiden ๐ŸŽ [she/her/hers] | warded by my beloved Dana ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’–

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Yeah, but I think it's more of a passage close to harbour.

11.03.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, and there's the Menai Strait between Gwynedd and Ynys Mรดn, of course.

11.03.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm curious to know if things called sounds count as straits.

Like Nantucket Sound, Block Island Sound, the Corryvreckan in Scotland, etc.

11.03.2026 00:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Northumberland Strait, between Prince Edward Island and Nova Scotia. I don't know how famous it is, but it's the one I know.

11.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, I was fired for having cancer two weeks after receiving a merit raise, so that should tell all of us working folks that nothing is beyond the pale for corporations.

10.03.2026 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's kind of gauche for the Goddess of Spring to be practising religion anyway. I'm supposed to be the topic of religion, not a participant. ๐Ÿฅฐ

10.03.2026 11:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, getting excommunicated three times by the Orthodox Church for refusing to believe in patriarchy, the trinity, and that being queer is wrong.

That put the nail in the coffin, methinks.

10.03.2026 11:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, I was a goth girl in the 90s and 2000s, so as a teenager I dabbled in the occult. Once you realise the Virgin Mary doesn't send down a reckoning on you for being a witch and thunderbolts don't strike you down for heresy, it's kind of hard to keep caring about it.

10.03.2026 11:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The trick is that you don't tell them about things you know and love, you ask them about what they know and love and then you get to seem them light up as they enthusiastically tell you who Chappell Roan is.

10.03.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rapunzel looking very happy and content, much as I feel tonight.

Rapunzel looking very happy and content, much as I feel tonight.

One student today called me "the best music teacher ever", another said I'm "full of joyful whimsy", a third brought me homemade soup despite having never spoken to them outside of classroom discussion, and a fourth said, "I was about to quit cello until I started with you."

I had a good day!

10.03.2026 01:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not criticising young people, just pointing out that we grew up in different technological worlds.

07.03.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It comes from the Greek ฮฒฮฌฯ„ฮฟฯ‚, meaning a brambleberry (a berry from the genus Rhubus, like raspberries, blackberries, dewberries, cloudberries, etc.).

You just don't want me becoming a combination apple maiden and berry wench because I'll be too powerful.

07.03.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm upgrading from a mere pomologist to a combination pomologist and batologist.

Wait, why are you autocorrecting the word "batologist"? It's a real word. Look it up, autocorrect.

07.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
thoughts? #shortsfeed #animation #shorts
thoughts? #shortsfeed #animation #shorts YouTube video by Brio shorts

This animation fully encapsulates how nice Dana is to me and how I am unable to handle it. youtube.com/shorts/X0I1x...

07.03.2026 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not trying to romanticise it by any means, but yeah, very big "I've been doing this since before you were born, little child" energy lol

I guess us Millennials are just feeling our age now that we're in our 40s.

07.03.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even getting on the internet seemed somewhat arcane at first. We didn't have search engines. In the 90s you kind of did feel almost like a hacker of sorts just working out chat commands in IRC. You were basically initiated into computer/internet usage through trial, error, and the occasional tip.

07.03.2026 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like, I still remember the days when you regularly had to defragment your hard drive, de-gauss your monitor, edit the registry, and sometimes even wipe your operating system and reinstall it. We had to install drivers and troubleshoot versions to make our peripherals work, etc.

07.03.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I say they're bad at computers, I mean that Gen Z generally grew up with products that "just work", so to speak, and aren't as much of a hobby. Everything for them is user-friendly, and they have the benefit of endless resources whilst we had to figure it out and tinker and learn the ropes.

07.03.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is very prescient because Dana and I were saying just yesterday how it's interesting that Gen Z is bad at computers. They generally grew up with computers as everyday, streamlined products, whereas the older Millennials grew up in a world where computer usage (outside of work) was still niche.

07.03.2026 15:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Firewood, half buried in the snow.

Firewood, half buried in the snow.

Excavating firewood from the snow like I'm exhuming bodies from the graveyard.

That slope on the left? Singularity of rooftop and snowbank, achievement unlocked.

It's going to be 65โฐF on Tuesday, also, too.

07.03.2026 13:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Throwback to the time Dana and I went to Nantucket and took a picture of us standing at the corner of Gay Street.

07.03.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't believe I got out of bed at 8. I don't remember the last time I stayed in bed so long!

I think I'll skip breakfast though. I'm out of cloudberry jam.

07.03.2026 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿซ‚

07.03.2026 13:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't reject you! I'm Pro-Bird! Want me to visit you during Spring Break? We can grab dinner, my treat!

07.03.2026 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because it was the best!

07.03.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awww, I miss the Vanilla Kreme doughnuts with the powdered sugar.

07.03.2026 01:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: *holding up my conductor's baton for a bunch of Gen Z musicians* All right, again from the beginning...lock in.
Them: SHE'S TALKING LIKE US!

[later]
Me: *cuts off the final note* Wow, well done. You ate it!
Them: AHHHHHHH!

07.03.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the secret tech they dont want you to know about is butches in tight fitting dresses (sword optional)

06.03.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All the best damsels play bass.

07.03.2026 00:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a little ditty! xD

05.03.2026 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0