Xenon The Antiquarian🏺🕰️

*watches as the urchin places a magically sealed container of Wardendurance on one of the shelves*

*he cackles to himself*

You went with THAT hair?!?

*scoffs and grumbles*

... and throw the Venatori to monster instead.. *cackles*

Huurmmm .. hitting below the belt, I see...

Fine.*sighs* URCHIN!! Release the prisoner..

Never... *cackles manically*

You'll never get him back... mwhahahahahahah...*cough, gurgle*

Top panel showing a setup prompt saying "The wizard will now install your software" Bottom panel showing Gale in glasses, wearing his adventurer's robe while being on a laptop

Thanks Gale 😌

#galedekarios

*cracks an eye open to see if anyone is around, then falls back asleep*

*deep slightly evil sounding cackling*

*the golem stares vacantly ahead, acknowledging no one*
Don't mind Thaddeus, he doesn't speak.

Ahh yes the cart!! It was made by...*goes into a long-winded speech about the history and materials of the cart and how expensive and valuable it is*

*Arrives on a cart pulled by his stone golem, Thaddeus*

#BelleFadeWedding

Another satisfied customer...

developed by Calenhad Theirin during the Exalted Age.

It is made from Dragonling scales(2.5% fire resistance),Hardened Gurgut skin(3.5%fire resistance), Wyvern scales(3.5 fire resistance) and Dragon scales(4% fire resistance).

Will this do?

Hmm.. yes of course not. *rolls eyes*

Well, I do have a few garments that would meet your requirements, I think..

URCHIN!!! Get the *special* hat and bowtie!! The ones hidden behind the statue of Andraste!!

Ahh yes.. these items are made from an ancient blend of materials called "Kevlharr"...

*eyes the gallon sized jug of rosehip oil with glee*

Hmm yes.. I will attend and I shall use some of my best rejuvenating oils for the occasion!!

*after reading the scroll*

Hmmm.. perhaps I could have Thaddeus carry me to the wedding...

From the black emporium, dearest bellara and Cole, thank you for the Fade-touched dawnstone!! It will be an excellent addition to my collection. I trust your griffon companion is doing well? Enclosed is a sum of gold in payment for the stone. Yours, Xenon

The missive:

*Another candlehop arrives at the Lighthouse carrying a tiny scroll*
@bellara-lutare.bsky.social
@itsmecole.bsky.social

A fancy letter that reads: From The Black Emporium Dearest Bellara and Cole, I have heard of your griffon companion's "rose-colored affliction". (Do not ask me how I know this, I have my sources) It sounds as though he has not consumed a crystal but a piece of fade-touched dawnstone!! I've heard tales of ancient elves infusing dawnstone with magic to summom masses of butterflies but alas, the reasons behind this magic is lost in the mists of time. It seems your young companion has stumbled upon one of the few remaining stones and I would VERY much like to aquire it for my collection. Below is a recipe that will help "relieve" your young friend of this stone. Not to worry, it's quite safe!! Yours, Xenon Recipe: 1 embrium flower 3 leaves of royal elfroot 1 leaf of prophet's laurel A tuft of wool from a very special ram 1 duck feather Directions: Reduce all the ingredients to a powder and add to food

(The missive)

A candlehop carrying a tiny scroll with the word "take"

*a candlehop arrives at the Lighthouse carrying an unexpected missive for @itsmecole.bsky.social and @bellara-lutare.bsky.social *
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Mehehehehe......

*cackles affirmatively*

*3rd left arm makes a slight cracking sound and suddenly falls off*

Ugh.. Urchin!!!! Could you retrieve my arm for me again. Urchin?!? Where is the Urchin??? *grumbles*

(Manic cackling)

*gazes longingly at Lucanis's eyes...*

*checks to see that nobody is around, peels himself off of his chair and begins to breakdance around the room (avoiding the invisible nugs, of course)*

*cackles randomly*

Ah yes, thank you..

*attempts to scratch his back with his 3rd arm*

I didn't see it there.. I haven't been able to move my head for 300 years...

Where's my backscratcher??